WARNING: our email is actually [email protected] not .co.uk. We said the wrong email for the whole podcast. We really are that incompetent.

The summer sun is burning,

The days becoming long,

Hear Jack and Joss returning,

With an England World Cup song.

Joss received a phone call,

He suspected for a fake,

He thought it might be Jack

But it was actually Michael Lake.

They both forgot their make up

So they had to make a choice,

It took them many weeks but now

They’ve finally found their voice.

We found out about the listeners

And the countries they are from,

Insulting them all separately,

I expect they’ll soon be gone.

I don’t know how to phrase this

So it rhymes or fits the meter,

I guess I’ll go ahead and say…

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