The Jack and Joss Show

The Jack and Joss podcast has come to an end. Tears and sadness will surely great the passing of what some people are calling the cultural highpoint of humanity. With Joss going to Brighton and Jack to Norwich there was only one thing that could happen. You will find a coded message in the second word of every sentence. A return to shows past and present can be found in a special news quiz. With one last effort we wring every drop of comedy from the dishcloth of life and watch it flow down the plughole of podcasts. One day people will realize what they missed.

After the lukewarm (at best) reception for their England World Cup song, Jack and Joss return to find the world a far scarier place than when they left it. We give a sneak preview to the new E4 show about to air, Made in Banter, whilst also discussing in great breadth and depth and width the art of comedy. We had a mention on twitter this week so naturally we dedicated the entire show to that person including a serenading from Joss White. With exams looming we hand out some helpful advice (complement the examiners fashion sense/mammary glands) and finally read out the right email. [email protected]. If you have any embarrassing moments you want to share with us then email us in and we can laugh together. If you don't have any embarrassing moments then congratulations. Enjoy.

WARNING: our email is actually [email protected] not .co.uk. We said the wrong email for the whole podcast. We really are that incompetent.

The summer sun is burning,

The days becoming long,

Hear Jack and Joss returning,

With an England World Cup song.

Joss received a phone call,

He suspected for a fake,

He thought it might be Jack

But it was actually Michael Lake.

They both forgot their make up

So they had to make a choice,

It took them many weeks but now

They’ve finally found their voice.

We found out about the listeners

And the countries they are from,

Insulting them all separately,

I expect they’ll soon be gone.

I don’t know how to phrase this

So it rhymes or fits the meter,

I guess I’ll go ahead and say…

Email [email protected]

Hey, you there, are you here for another secret message to decode? Well, there is no hidden message this week, so whatever you do, do not take the third word of every sentence and arrange it into a new one. I had no idea what I could write for one, so we decided to make a great podcast instead. We showed hidden musical talent (incredibly well hidden in Jack’s case) and Joss decided to ruin his revision session. Jack’s text message was read out on a rival show, leading to some hilarious banter and a possible blood feud. To contact this podcast tweet @jossgw1, he will appreciate it. Finally, this week sees a first appearance on the show for Sam, and he sure makes an impression.

Jack and Joss have returned with yet another episode packed with intrigue and swearing. The podcast is now on its fourth show, lasting longer than anyone would have expected (or hoped). Back with a bang, we discuss wide-ranging topics such as belly dancing, necknominate, and sexism in football. You will see just how difficult it is to string two sentences together, and how difficult it is to not say ‘okay’. And then you realize that this description makes absolutely no sense. What’s coming next is a surprise to everyone, as I reveal that if you take the third word of every sentence in this description, you will find a hidden message. Recorded on Tuesday evening, it really is true to say, we laugh together.

Hot off the back of a record breaking second podcast, Jack and Joss return with some much needed comedic insight, tackling difficult subjects such as Justin Bieber, Football, and Films. It's almost as if they're pandering to a potential Radio 1 audience. Almost. If you thought the Difficult Second Episode couldn't be any more self-indulgent, then you're right, this is slightly less self-indulgent. Slightly. Less. But then again if you've read this far the chances are you want more self-indulgence. Or you're Joss checking for insults embedded deeply in this description, which, if you check every third word, you'll find I have done.

After verbally abusing Finn for the majority of the previous show, we decided allow him the right of reply once he had managed to escape from Wales without a passport. What followed didn't disappoint/did disappoint depending on whether you were disappointed by it. This podcast was recorded over two years, 2013 and 2014 specifically, although you can't tell (you can tell). Among the topics discussed, Christmas, New Years, disability, and erotic visual arts.

From the creator of the most successful Radio Show with the title "Curry and Cleverly" of all time, comes another alliterative delight "Jack and Joss". Starring Jack Curry, well known for his role as an unused extra in World War Z, and Joss White, of YouTube and Twitter fame, this podcast packs more punches than John Prescott in an egg factory.