Carl judges the winners and losers of the ten biggest moments from the third Presidential Debate.

Carl explains feminism, locker rooms, and Star Wars to Washington Post columnist Alexandra Petri. Billiards Fool and Trump aviation advisor Janet "The Juice" Orange call in with breaking news.

Dead Kennedys co-founder Jello Biafra pontificates on politics. Carl insists that he's punk.

Carl interviews UK writer Sam Kriss on stage before a live audience at Genius. Sam discusses Labour Party Leader Jeremy Corbyn's victory over Owen Smith then uses Lacanian psychoanalysis to diagnose Carl's sexual pathologies. Also, Carl gives his take on the five pivotal moments of the first Presidential debate.

Writer/actor Dave Anthony ("Maron," The Dollop) compares his life to Carl's. Carl previews the first Presidential debate.

Brian Gaar discusses comedy in politics and his transition from reporter to stand-up comic. Carl fulfills a lifelong dream, forcing Brian to listen to a stand-up routine that's equal parts Bernie Mac and Capitol Steps.

Intercept co-founder Glenn Greenwald stops by to discuss Dilma Rousseff's impeachment, the Clinton Foundation's donors, and his skepticism over claims that Russia has been hacking the DNC. Also, Carl laments his assistant Felix being unbanned from Twitter. David "The Milk" Milkberg calls in with a startling accusation about his rival Adam Pepsi.

Carl explains how he got his assistant Felix banned from Twitter. Also, Carl discusses Trump's alt-right ties, Hillary's health problems, and how Trump and Nigel Farage are like "Love Actually." David "The Milk" Milkberg calls in to invite Carl to join his post-Gawker news startup "Whole Milk."

MSNBC host and political analyst Steve Kornacki compares Carl's Presidential predictions to NBC News' electoral map. Steve and Virgil's demographic analysis goes head-to-head with Carl's trademark brand of gut instinct and racial science.

Carl asks Braddock, PA mayor John Fetterman if entitlement reform can save devastated Rust Belt towns. Also, Carl discusses his first general election predictions. The Billiards Fool phones in to talk independent candidate Evan McMullin's Mormonism and path to victory.