What a week for both ladies! One got away with the family and the other has been celebrating a massive poo achievement. We hear from a Mum who struggled with a house guest whilst pregnant, and we've also got double dildo action with two separate Mums having their itchy leg toys exposed! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Dildo Unicorn

Sophiena is opening up her Secret Mum Club, the place for all Mums to share all their secrets. From the silly to the serious, this is a totally anonymous place for parents to get things off their chest, because as we all know, we’re all in this together. Joining Sophiena is her Secret Queen co-host Emma, keeping Soph on her toes and revealing your stories and secrets.&nbsp;
To get your secret read out on the podcast, email hello@secretmumpod.com, follow us on socials @secretmumpod and - like any good secret - tell all your friends about us! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Comedy

Kids & Family

Parenting

There's a lot of chat about wild number ones and twos this week, but some of it comes recommended by a highly ranked mum! We also hear an embarrassing mum moment and an awkward gift exchange. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Big Nips

There's not a lot that surprises the ladies, but this week's messages has left them with their jaws on the floor! There's a lunchtime mishap, a funeral faux pas, and of course, a little bit of poo sprinkled in for good measure. Plus Emma fills us in on the latest with Sadie, and Soph's secret is anything but a walk in the park. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Lunch Break

We've heard some crazy birthing stories... Well, now it's time for a crazy AFTERBIRTH story. Plus the ladies are rating one mum's birthing playlist and it's safe to say there are some bangers on there! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Bouncy Avocado

The Secret Mum Club is turning one! Can you bloody believe it? And to celebrate the ladies are throwing a birthday party! There are games, some lovely messages and of course, cake!  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The First Anniversary!

Another week, another secret about willies! But this time, it's a case of mistaken identity. Plus we hear from a super mum who is doing all she can to make sure her little one gets the care they need, and one of our listeners has left the ladies hanging in suspense!  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Dildo Unicorn

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