There’s a new addition to the Secret Mum Club gallery this week… and it’s huge. Soph and Emma are both sharing some massive life updates, there's chaos in the soft play toilets, and one little one has picked up a very cheeky phrase at home.

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It’s birthday week, and there’s a BIG surprise in store for Soph and Emma! An unexpected duo drops by to help celebrate, but can the mums guess who they are before the big reveal?

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A listener’s secret involving the latest poo knife alternative leaves Soph and Emma completely speechless. Meanwhile, Soph tells us all about her niece Eden’s big prom night, while Emma’s been revelling in a rare night out. Plus, Renley unveils his new (and slightly feral) way of eating.

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There are plenty of highs and lows in this week’s episode, from a magical birth that helped heal past trauma, to a Mooncup mix-up that’ll leave you howling. Plus, the ladies hear from a listener facing the joy of a surprise pregnancy while carrying the weight of guilt for her friends still trying. 

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Soph and Emma are in a reminiscent mood as they cast their minds back to when "innocent" sing-alongs ruled the playground and MSN Messenger was life. Plus, one mum's secret has both the ladies outraged!

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Soph and Emma are pitch-side and pumped as football fever hits the Secret Mum Club! And they’re not alone... This week, they’re joined by the incredible Charlotte Lynch: footballer, coach, teacher, actor, and all-round wonder woman. She tells us how she kicked off her career, landed her dream CBeebies show Football Fantastics, and why sport is so much more than keeping fit. 

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The ladies are throwing their names in the hat to join the Secret Swear Club after one listener reveals a genius (and slightly unhinged) new tradition to swerve their child's judgmental side-eye. Meanwhile, Dottie’s been yelling about itchy legs in the middle of Sainsbury’s, and one listener’s caught in a parenting pickle with their sister. 

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The SMC gallery has opened its doors once again… and this week’s artwork is looking a little revealing. The ladies hear from a mum whose school run went completely off track, Emma’s still fighting the buggy battle with Steffan, and Soph's dreaming of golf buggy life in the US.

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This week, Soph and Emma both come clean with their latest secrets - and you guessed it… they’re both about poo. Emma’s also been experimenting with a new menstrual product, and the results might surprise you. Plus, the pair read a heartfelt letter from a mum unsure how to handle her child’s tricky friendship situation at school.

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Soph and Emma burp-battle their way through the listener mailbag this week. The ladies have a spy on the inside of the school walls... and let’s just say, they’re bringing all the staffroom goss straight to the Secret Mum Club! Plus, after a letter from listener Katie, Soph and Emma open up about their own experiences with postpartum mood swings.

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