Soph and Emma hear from a mum hiding her second pregnancy as she battles the fear of judgement and the pressure to do motherhood “the right way.” Plus, the girls tackle twin biting tactics and share a listener’s story proving cousin bonds can survive even the trickiest family rifts.

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Soph’s got a heartwarming secret of the week as Dottie’s parents’ evening shines a light on a beautiful friendship she’s made at school. Plus, one mum shares her milky mishap in bed, and a toddler’s confusion over human anatomy sends the ladies into a spiral!

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A nine-year-old steals the show this week with possibly the funniest secret ever - let’s just say the wall may need a clean and grandad has a new title! Plus, Soph and Emma hear from a mum expecting a potential Christmas baby, and a babysitter who made a big impression on one tiny human.

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Soph’s deep in her coffee era and has come up with a new way to say hiccups. Meanwhile, Emma’s right in the middle of moving house, with Sadie and Joseff trying out their new nursery. Plus, the listeners share secrets about public bum-tapping and ask for advice on handling a pair of bitey twins.

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The ladies hear from Alex, who gave her husband a very specific job during her two home births, involving a birthing pool… and a sieve. A little one’s hilarious mispronunciation lands a mum in hot water at the doctors, and they catch up with the listener who welcomed her baby in the crisps aisle of Asda!

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One mum deserves a round of applause for her quick thinking when her little one asks what a hooker is. Soph’s chicken coup dreams get a boost from a listener with feathered friends, and there’s a huge Renley update!

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One moment at a roundabout has been forever immortalised by a listener’s toddler, and it’s the cutest thing ever! Plus, the ladies hear from a bunch of mums sharing the highs and lows of parenting teenagers.

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Soph's got a HUGE secret this week... Dottie's had her first big haircut! One mumma shares her ASTRAnomical birth story involving her mother-in-law's car, and a babysitter gets in touch for some activity help!

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We asked for your car birth stories and you lot delivered… literally. From lay-bys to supermarket aisles, Soph and Emma react to the most iconic births in Secret Mum Club history. Plus, one listener shares her perimenopause journey, from hormonal mysteries to the great cardio vs weights debate.

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There’s a mix-up for one mum whose little ones are terrified at the idea of having their faces washed with a flannel. The ladies receive a heartfelt message from a mum of teens struggling with the lack of communication. And Soph shares her… stinky secret of the week.

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