Maple syrup is a big flipping deal in Riverdale. Especially if you're part of the Blossom family. It's such a big deal that an entire red-headed cult is at the Blossom family orchards to discuss the future of the family business. And they might just be recruiting another red-headed upstanding citizen of Riverdale. It's a shame he's too dumb to realize going with them is a BAD idea.

In the meantime, Ethel-Barb is back and needs some SERIOUS counseling; Veronica offends Mac's legal sensibilities; Cheryl calls Fred Andrews a DILF (we're not even joking); and the show has a hard time deciding whether it wants to be a teen drama or Twin Peaks.

Oh, and Mac and Maud get REAL loopy this episode. Buckle up, everybody!

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Music taken from "Bodies" from the album HiFi City Tales by Jahzzar. Licensed under an Attribution-ShareAlike 4.0 International (CC BY-SA 4.0) license [https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/4.0/].

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Maple syrup is a big flipping deal in Riverdale. Especially if you're part of the Blossom family. It's such a big deal that an entire red-headed cult is at the Blossom family orchards to discuss the future of the family business. And they might just be recruiting another red-headed upstanding citizen of Riverdale. It's a shame he's too dumb to realize going with them is a BAD idea.

In the meantime, Ethel-Barb is back and needs some SERIOUS counseling; Veronica offends Mac's legal sensibilities; Cheryl calls Fred Andrews a DILF (we're not even joking); and the show has a hard time deciding whether it wants to be a teen drama or Twin Peaks.

Oh, and Mac and Maud get REAL loopy this episode. Buckle up, everybody!

You can email us with feedback at [email protected], or you can connect with us on Instagram (macintosh.and.maud) and Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/macintoshandmaud/).

If you like the podcast, make sure to subscribe and review on iTunes or your favorite podcatcher, and tell your friends. Feel free to offer a good ginger joke as well!

Music taken from "Bodies" from the album HiFi City Tales by Jahzzar. Licensed under an Attribution-ShareAlike 4.0 International (CC BY-SA 4.0) license [https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/4.0/].

To hear the full song or get more information about the artist, visit the song page at the Free Music Archive:

http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Jahzzar/HiFi_City_Tales/03_Bodies

Life is often about choices. Should I get revenge on people trashing my dad's work? Or coordinate an awkward baby shower? Serpents or Blossoms? Who should take care of my newborn: my crazy mom and (possibly) crazy sister or the insane in-laws in the creepy mansion? These are the questions Mac & Maud answer for you in this podcast.

Plus: the introduction of Redshirt Friendofmoose; JOAQUIN NO!!!; Nana Rose has gypsy blood; the Whyte Wyrm? That's a bar name?; and we love those boots too, Kevin.

You can email us with feedback at [email protected], or you can connect with us on Instagram (macintosh.and.maud) and Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/macintoshandmaud/).

If you like the podcast, make sure to subscribe and review on iTunes or your favorite podcatcher, and tell your friends. Feel free to offer a good ginger joke as well!

Music taken from "Bodies" from the album HiFi City Tales by Jahzzar. Licensed under an Attribution-ShareAlike 4.0 International (CC BY-SA 4.0) license [https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/4.0/].

To hear the full song or get more information about the artist, visit the song page at the Free Music Archive:

http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Jahzzar/HiFi_City_Tales/03_Bodies

Life is often about choices. Should I get revenge on people trashing my dad's work? Or coordinate an awkward baby shower? Serpents or Blossoms? Who should take care of my newborn: my crazy mom and (possibly) crazy sister or the insane in-laws in the creepy mansion? These are the questions Mac & Maud answer for you in this podcast.

Plus: the introduction of Redshirt Friendofmoose; JOAQUIN NO!!!; Nana Rose has gypsy blood; the Whyte Wyrm? That's a bar name?; and we love those boots too, Kevin.

You can email us with feedback at [email protected], or you can connect with us on Instagram (macintosh.and.maud) and Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/macintoshandmaud/).

If you like the podcast, make sure to subscribe and review on iTunes or your favorite podcatcher, and tell your friends. Feel free to offer a good ginger joke as well!

Music taken from "Bodies" from the album HiFi City Tales by Jahzzar. Licensed under an Attribution-ShareAlike 4.0 International (CC BY-SA 4.0) license [https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/4.0/].

To hear the full song or get more information about the artist, visit the song page at the Free Music Archive:

http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Jahzzar/HiFi_City_Tales/03_Bodies

Um, you guys? Can we just adopt Jughead? Like, nobody should be living under a stairway at their school. More importantly, no one should have to endure the heartbreak Juggy does every day having to watch his dad ride the line between loving Jughead and loving his liquor. Thankfully, he's got his best girl Betty, his best bud Archie, and his complicated issues with Fred to help him out, even when the Sheriff gives him the third degree.

Also, Veronica goes clubbing with her "American Excess" card, Betty is getting creeped on by the Blossoms, and Jellybean Jones might just be the coolest 10-year old that has ever lived.

You can email us with feedback at [email protected], or you can connect with us on Instagram (macintosh.and.maud) and Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/macintoshandmaud/).

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Music taken from "Bodies" from the album HiFi City Tales by Jahzzar. Licensed under an Attribution-ShareAlike 4.0 International (CC BY-SA 4.0) license [https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/4.0/].

To hear the full song or get more information about the artist, visit the song page at the Free Music Archive:

http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Jahzzar/HiFi_City_Tales/03_Bodies

Um, you guys? Can we just adopt Jughead? Like, nobody should be living under a stairway at their school. More importantly, no one should have to endure the heartbreak Juggy does every day having to watch his dad ride the line between loving Jughead and loving his liquor. Thankfully, he's got his best girl Betty, his best bud Archie, and his complicated issues with Fred to help him out, even when the Sheriff gives him the third degree.

Also, Veronica goes clubbing with her "American Excess" card, Betty is getting creeped on by the Blossoms, and Jellybean Jones might just be the coolest 10-year old that has ever lived.

You can email us with feedback at [email protected], or you can connect with us on Instagram (macintosh.and.maud) and Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/macintoshandmaud/).

If you like the podcast, make sure to subscribe and review on iTunes or your favorite podcatcher, and tell your friends. Feel free to offer a good ginger joke as well!

Music taken from "Bodies" from the album HiFi City Tales by Jahzzar. Licensed under an Attribution-ShareAlike 4.0 International (CC BY-SA 4.0) license [https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/4.0/].

To hear the full song or get more information about the artist, visit the song page at the Free Music Archive:

http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Jahzzar/HiFi_City_Tales/03_Bodies

OK, like, we swear Mac & Maud don't watch ahead on this show. So we'll never know just how Maud figured out how Polly's freakin' pregnant. Then again, it probably wasn't too shocking. Still, Mac & Maud are now ready to snoop on Sleuthster just like Betty & Jughead. And maybe have a "moment." (SQUEE!) Oh, and Archie has this whole music thing he's trying to do, blah, blah. Guess that's important.

Meanwhile, Fred and Hermoine do some serious making out, Archie's a "Ginger Judas," Veronica joins and immediately becomes the weakest link in the Pussycats, and Josie's dad Myles is the biggest - well, you'll have to listen to find out the names we call him.

You can email us with feedback at [email protected], or you can connect with us on Instagram (macintosh.and.maud) and Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/macintoshandmaud/).

If you like the podcast, make sure to subscribe and review on iTunes or your favorite podcatcher, and tell your friends. Feel free to offer a good ginger joke as well!

Music taken from "Bodies" from the album HiFi City Tales by Jahzzar. Licensed under an Attribution-ShareAlike 4.0 International (CC BY-SA 4.0) license [https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/4.0/].

To hear the full song or get more information about the artist, visit the song page at the Free Music Archive:

http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Jahzzar/HiFi_City_Tales/03_Bodies

OK, like, we swear Mac & Maud don't watch ahead on this show. So we'll never know just how Maud figured out how Polly's freakin' pregnant. Then again, it probably wasn't too shocking. Still, Mac & Maud are now ready to snoop on Sleuthster just like Betty & Jughead. And maybe have a "moment." (SQUEE!) Oh, and Archie has this whole music thing he's trying to do, blah, blah. Guess that's important.

Meanwhile, Fred and Hermoine do some serious making out, Archie's a "Ginger Judas," Veronica joins and immediately becomes the weakest link in the Pussycats, and Josie's dad Myles is the biggest - well, you'll have to listen to find out the names we call him.

You can email us with feedback at [email protected], or you can connect with us on Instagram (macintosh.and.maud) and Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/macintoshandmaud/).

If you like the podcast, make sure to subscribe and review on iTunes or your favorite podcatcher, and tell your friends. Feel free to offer a good ginger joke as well!

Music taken from "Bodies" from the album HiFi City Tales by Jahzzar. Licensed under an Attribution-ShareAlike 4.0 International (CC BY-SA 4.0) license [https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/4.0/].

To hear the full song or get more information about the artist, visit the song page at the Free Music Archive:

http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Jahzzar/HiFi_City_Tales/03_Bodies

Maud called her shot after episode 1 and looks like a genius now that Hal Cooper is a prime suspect in Jason Blossom's murder. Still, that revelation isn't as terrifying as the emotional abuse Cheryl's parents are willing to inflict on her. In the meantime, Archie gets a montage AND a shirtless boxing scene, Cheryl and Veronica have a very porny pajama party, and Luke Perry remains our delightfully awkward dad.

You can email us with feedback at [email protected], or you can connect with us on Instagram (macintosh.and.maud) and Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/macintoshandmaud/).

If you like the podcast, make sure to subscribe and review on iTunes or your favorite podcatcher, and tell your friends. Feel free to offer a good ginger joke as well!

Music taken from "Bodies" from the album HiFi City Tales by Jahzzar. Licensed under an Attribution-ShareAlike 4.0 International (CC BY-SA 4.0) license [https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/4.0/].

To hear the full song or get more information about the artist, visit the song page at the Free Music Archive:

http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Jahzzar/HiFi_City_Tales/03_Bodies

Maud called her shot after episode 1 and looks like a genius now that Hal Cooper is a prime suspect in Jason Blossom's murder. Still, that revelation isn't as terrifying as the emotional abuse Cheryl's parents are willing to inflict on her. In the meantime, Archie gets a montage AND a shirtless boxing scene, Cheryl and Veronica have a very porny pajama party, and Luke Perry remains our delightfully awkward dad.

You can email us with feedback at [email protected], or you can connect with us on Instagram (macintosh.and.maud) and Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/macintoshandmaud/).

If you like the podcast, make sure to subscribe and review on iTunes or your favorite podcatcher, and tell your friends. Feel free to offer a good ginger joke as well!

Music taken from "Bodies" from the album HiFi City Tales by Jahzzar. Licensed under an Attribution-ShareAlike 4.0 International (CC BY-SA 4.0) license [https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/4.0/].

To hear the full song or get more information about the artist, visit the song page at the Free Music Archive:

http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Jahzzar/HiFi_City_Tales/03_Bodies