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A wee puckly news items oot o yesterday's paper, not brought to you until the 1st of August due to a severe case of man flu or maybe something hitherto undiscovered by medical boffins. Probably the latter. I dinna think I've upset onybody at the Kremlin, but I thought I was a goner....OK now though! Cheers, please subscribe, leave a review, tell a pal...

A few random stories from the Press and Journal, chopped right back so that you don't have to give up too much time! Please subscribe, or leave a review, and remember to tell a pal, now in 21 countries! Cheers

A puckle stories from the award winning Press and Journal, if you liked this podcast please subscribe and leave a stonking (not a stinking) review. Cheers

A wee suppy stories from today's paper. If you liked it leave a five star review! Please subscribe. Tell a pal. Help an older person get it set up on their phone/tablet/TV. Cheers

A few drastically abridged stories from today's P&J. Made with your attention span in mind! You can listen to one of the numerous back episodes if the inclination takes you. You can favourite this podcast, no-one will think badly of you! Cheers

Some brief snippets of news from today's paper, if you liked this podcast tell a pal, send the link to someone abroad if you know anyone, in 20 countries now! Thanks so much, cheers.

A wee suppy stories oot o today's paper, please subscribe if you liked this podcast. You can favourite it. You can listen to one of the old episodes, or the whole lot if you're bored silly! Cheers..

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A wee puckly greatly shortened stories from today's award winning regional paper from the NE of Scotland, the Press and Journal. If you liked it please subscribe. If you didn't like it, just subscribe onywye! You might get to like it!