This week five heavy hitter trailers take up arms in the horrid colosseum of the Dorkly Podcast, leaving our hosts to determine who wins… and who dies. Will it be the reference-laden Ready Player One trailer? Will it be a Pixar movie fourteen years in the making? Will it be the Venom trailer that doesn’t actually have Venom in it? The answer may surprise you! And also make you mad!

Discussed:

Rampage - https://youtu.be/-43MBOJnVks

Pacific Rim Uprising - https://twitter.com/AMCTheatres/status/964152340419813377

Ready Player One - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_eZxSYRhco

Venom - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dzxFdtWmjto

The Incredibles 2 - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBpdL9hSac4

The Big Game’s biggest movie reveals turn out to not be very Big at all, a hot sauce magnate’s decades-old arcade game scores are called into question, and once and for all, Nintendo ends the mystery of Toad’s mushroom-based biology. Kind of.

Artificial Intelligence is correcting Hollywood’s error of not casting Nic Cage in everything, Beach Peach and Bully Bowser are kicking sand in the face of Mario (who is now friends with the Minions), and Monster Hunter World is a plate of delicious shrimp scampi that happens to have a little bit of poop in it. Sorry.