Greetings! Do I have just the thing for you. Have some earbuds but nothing to listen to? Tired of hearing your stepdad yell at the dog in the other room? Want to listen to a psuedo-narrative podcast about two idiots answering DnD questions? Want to know if Foster Grant is a cradle robber? Well look no further than your computer, tablet, or phone, because I have just the thing to cure what ails you. Soak in the sound of The Dagon's Horde brand The Dragon's Horde Podcast for an hour each week on Tuesday and wave your troubles goodbye.

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Island life can be pretty great, no? A fruity drink in your hand, the sun on your face, a skeletal dragon lord rising from his tomb. And that crystal clear water full of muscular fish! I could get used to something like this. Hope no one decides to cut off anyones tongue; that would definitely put a damper on things. *radio plays "Its Five O'Clock Somewhere"*

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Island life can be pretty great, no? A fruity drink in your hand, the sun on your face, a skeletal dragon lord rising from his tomb. And that crystal clear water full of muscular fish! I could get used to something like this. Hope no one decides to cut off anyones tongue; that would definitely put a damper on things. *radio plays "Its Five O'Clock Somewhere"*

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Holy cow! Who is this Old King guy? My grandpappy always said to never trust a guy that can't remember his accent. If you cant manage to even talk right, how could you manage an entire subterranean kingdom of terra-cotta citizens!? In light of that, how about a haiku.

A terra-cotta

army sleeps in the stone halls

of their old, clay king.

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Holy cow! Who is this Old King guy? My grandpappy always said to never trust a guy that can't remember his accent. If you cant manage to even talk right, how could you manage an entire subterranean kingdom of terra-cotta citizens!? In light of that, how about a haiku.

A terra-cotta

army sleeps in the stone halls

of their old, clay king.

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Venture now into the marble halls of the Old King; may his rule be long. Forgotten was he beneath mounds of earth, but there is one who was destined to awaken him from his petrious slumber. In case you haven't guessed, that's Foster. He is always blundering into something. Isn't he?

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Venture now into the marble halls of the Old King; may his rule be long. Forgotten was he beneath mounds of earth, but there is one who was destined to awaken him from his petrious slumber. In case you haven't guessed, that's Foster. He is always blundering into something. Isn't he?

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Basically everyone is dead now. Or are they?! Yes; most likely. Sorry to disappoint. There really wasn't a big twist there or anything, but you should have realized that from listening to the last episode! That's on you. Foster heads away from the wreckage of the carnival in search of a prophet that told of the Dragon Priests' coming, but (of course) he gets sidetracked.

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Basically everyone is dead now. Or are they?! Yes; most likely. Sorry to disappoint. There really wasn't a big twist there or anything, but you should have realized that from listening to the last episode! That's on you. Foster heads away from the wreckage of the carnival in search of a prophet that told of the Dragon Priests' coming, but (of course) he gets sidetracked.

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Go back. Go back to a time that is precious to you, and keep that memory close. Every time we remember, we reconstruct that memory, altering our recollection of the past ever so slightly. Some things never change, though. Some things say in our memories forever. Some people stay in our memories forever: especially Andrew Pendragon (he's really sexy).

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