The Drive Home

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The Drive Home episodes

  • Really severe wind
    A miserable, but mild day. Tonight I talk about changing the clock, a stormy visit to Eco Nandos, a good day at work and I get stuck in a massive traffic jam - thankfully though I have a bag of Doritos to keep me going.

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    46 min
  • Sniffing poop in the forest
    A cold day, followed by an even colder and windy evening. Tonight I talk about the storm, the very definition of a disaster, The Kings sense of smell and explaining the rules of Bargain Hunt.

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    56 min
  • Biscuit factory
    A cool but dry day. Tonight I talk about two open shifts and two McDonald's breakfasts, the Nandos / Toby Carvery decision, Dewsbury, a terrible milkshake and driving on the naughty road.

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    47 min
  • Staining the bowl
    A fairly mild day and a damp mild evening. Tonight I talk about dog-sitting, Oulton Hall, busting for a poo, a two burger lunch, throwing a balloon of piss at a horse, penguin gravy, toxic gas, bins and runny tiramisu.

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    45 min
  • No butter
    A rainy day followed by a much colder evening. Tonight I talk about a garage payment issue, being stopped by the police, grape Fanta, a steady evening at work and breakfast options.

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    46 min
  • Archbishops
    A mild and dry day and evening. Tonight I talk about Bavarian burger cheese, Lush and the Snow Fairy, the sci-fi garage, a couple of big orders and I see a car with a flashing red light.

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    40 min
  • The blackness is eating me
    A rainy cool morning and afternoon, followed by a mild ,misty evening. Tonight I talk about Aldi milk, the period hamper, vanilla macaroons, a busy Monday, the winter duvet, Amazon t shirts and I see a man carrying a big red stick.

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    51 min
  • Half a sausage roll
    A cooler, windy day with a bit of rain. Tonight I talk about a rainy but chilled shift in York, a terrible nights sleep, a trip to McDonald's with Verity, a steady evening in Wakefield and a visit from Jim.

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    18 min
  • Mobile horse incinerator
    A rainy morning, followed by a sunny afternoon. Tonight I talk about the day shift, a trip to the Toby Carvery, the need to urinate, car napkins, going on the naughty road and I have an anal outburst.

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    58 min
  • Illuminated skeleton
    A mild and mostly dry day, Tonight I talk about a quiet shift, afternoon desserts, Jim's American Monster, world drinks and Supermarkets.

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    50 min

About The Drive Home

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Just a bloke driving home from work telling you about is day, plus whatever nonsense is in my head.

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