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We're live from the bus at Texas Rangers Opening Day! We're joined by Texas Rangers broadcaster, Jared Sandler, and former Fox Sports Southwest hall of famer, Jim Knox, who takes out the wireless

• (00:00) - Open: Live from the bus

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Dan is not a fan of the 7 a.m. workout, The Handoff is back, Lori Brown from Fox 4 stops by in studio to explain where the Mavs could move to after the AAC, and Gucci Mane kidnapped?? In Dallas??

• (00:00) - Open: Dan hated the 7 a.m. workout

Jake sits down with three candidates for school board in Grapevine-Colleyville. Matthew White (Place 5) is running against incumbent AJ Pontillo. Lindsey Sheguit (Place 6) is running against incumbent Diana Sager. Darrell Brown (Place 7) is running against incumbent Mary Humphrey. Election Day is May 2.

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Darrell "Housh" Doucette joins the show to talk about playing NFL players in flag football and why he knew Team USA would take care of business

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Baseball is back and in a big way with opening weekend with ABS an absolute success. The Cowboys can't beat the Eagles, but damnit the Rangers take down the Phillies in their first series of the season. Weekend check, a cringe interview with Ken Griffey Jr., and Cody Alexander says it's out with the old, in with the new as the Dallas Cowboys hire defensive coordinator, Christian Parker. 

• (00:00) - Open: Weekend check

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Hear a portion of today's "Today in History" with Heart Attack Man and Friday Mike Sirois!

Run sheet:
0:00 - Open: Dan got walk mogged

17:26 - Sports: Rangers drop the opener

28:20 - Sesh: Caleb Williams, The Ice Man

50:45 - TiVo: Sam Kinison’s Louder Than Hell

1:13:10 - Youth sports weekend

1:27:34 - News: YouTube and Meta on the hook

1:43:10 - VM birthdays/Today in History with Heart Attack Man

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We're live from Zoli's Pizza in Fort Worth and we begin with a book review by Dan informing Julie on How To Become A Woman. Then Emily Jones stops by on MLB Opening Day and a fat Viewer Mail which asks the question, if mouse is the singular version of mice, why don't we call a piece of rice "rouse"?

• (00:00) - Open: Dan reviews On Becoming a Woman with Julie Dobbs

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We had some weekend check carried over from Monday including explaining to Michael Mooney what Blake's birthday party bit is. Then we talk to "Reality Steve" Carbone, who is a former Ticket employee that had a hand in one of the funnies moments in Ticket history (hyperbole)

Show run sheet:
0:00 - Open: Weekend check continued

33:24 - Reality Steve Carbone: Breaking into the Top 10

1:09:28 - Sports: Luka’s unreal run

1:20:02 - Michael Mooney: Writing Runnin’ Down a Dream

1:46:31 - News: This story was sent to us one million times

2:08:23 - VM birthdays/Today in History

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We all went to see the Akaash Singh show at The Majestic over the weekend. The NFL players thought they'd lap the Team USA flag football team and were quickly dismissed by the guys who actually play flag football. And we have a special guest in studio, former GameStop executive, Frank Hamlin, on his new book detailing his career and what it was like in the building during the short squeeze in 2020 titled Skinny Dipping at Low Tide

• (00:00) - Open: Akaash Singh show at The Majestic

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We begin by memorializing the great Walker Texas Ranger and Jake delivers some audio of Dan sounding like Trump

Show run sheet:
0:00 - Open: With Friday Mike Sirois

15:45 - Sesh: Trump as Dan watching Sinners

34:51 - KJ Ellis: Nicole Curtis’s apology

1:48:13 - News: RIP Chuck Norris

2:05:08 - VM birthdays/Today in History with Heart Attack Man