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Somehow the Mavs earn the #1 pick in the upcoming NBA Draft (thanks Adam Silver, that kinda makes up for it) all but securing Cooper Flagg. Now let's fire Nico and be back in business

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Jake begins the episode by wondering why we're ok with adolescents watching our kids but not adults. Then we catch up with the listener with two wives and complete our weekend check. We recap the Stars Game 3 win over the Jets and the kick/no kick goal. Then Jared Sandler explains why the Rockies are terrible

• (00:00) - Open: Weekend check + two wives story

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We dial up our sports talk buddy in Cleveland, Nick Wilson, on the Browns selecting Shedeur Sanders in the NFL Draft. We also call up our fan of the Catholics, TC Fleming, on the new White Sox fan Pope. Then we get to play the role of Maury as we allow a son to come clean to his mom about a drug test

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Ok. We're back in. The Cowboys trade for George Pickens. The Stars have the best player on the planet right now in Mikko Rantanen. Jake receives a plaque from his city and we have a wild ride in closing remarks involving us receiving one of the most unique gifts we've ever been given

• (00:00) - Open: Jake honored by Grapevine

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Dan starts the show asking why aren't male porn stars famous anymore. Then we ponder if Jaydon Blue could be the juice the Cowboys are missing. Jared Sandler drops in from Fenway Park to explain the recent Rangers moves and why this trip to Boston was an emotional one. And we have an animal fights "expert" weigh in on the 100 men vs. 1 gorilla

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The Stars come back from a 2-0 deficit in the 3rd to take down the Avalanche. We talk Mikko's journey over the last few months and hear how the Av's radio booth handled the loss. Other sports takes us to the Clippers-Nuggets series where James Harden continues to not show up in important playoff games and Bill Belichick is beginning to seek REAL marketing help. An April MBR and a peak inside the meeting of woke ice cream flavors

• (00:00) - Open: Weekend check

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We're live today from the 17th green at TPC Craig Ranch for the Byron Nelson tournament thanks to Tito's Vodka. We're joined by Cirque du Sirois and one half of The Mom Game as we take in golf and try to find a Belichick/Jordon couple

• (00:00) - Open: Live from the Byron Nelson

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Dan and Jake detail their horrendous nail care. We check the Today in Belichick folder for the latest in the greatest coach of all time and his Jordon problem. We touch on Luka's elimination from the NBA playoffs and speak with Texas Baseball Hall of Famer, Eric Nadel, on his upcoming Birthday Benefit and his path from minor league hockey to calling games for the Rangers for 5 decades.

• (00:00) - Open: A nails on the chalkboard convo

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We have on Jared Sandler, broadcaster for the Texas Rangers, to talk about the offensive woes of the Rangers

Also on the episode, we discuss the slide of Shedeur Sanders in the draft, the best hockey bit we've seen in some time, and is dodgeball making a comeback?

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The Dallas Cowboys had themselves a pretty decent draft albeit kind of boring. The Athletic's, Jon Machota, helps us break it down including the slide of Shedeur Sanders and if the Cowboys were thinking about selecting him. Something weird is going on with Bill Belichick and his much younger girlfriend who is controlling every facet of his life now. Plus, Jake went skydiving and lived to tell about it and could Dan survive in the wild?

• (00:00) - Open: Jake went skydiving