Greg and Dave talk about Lozo's sudden infamy as the guy who got fired for unknowingly calling his boss/ESPN Public Editor "the dumbest person alive." Plus, the NHL's crackdown on slashing penalties and faceoff violations; David Pastrnak's new contract; how to build a movie franchise; Taco Bell and booze; Joffrey Lupul vs. the Maple Leafs; why bad Tom Cruise is the best Tom Cruise; Greg talks Spain trip and does Bryzgalov for readers; Dave laments the loss of "Seinfeld" and "Friends"; and a mailbag that covers Golden Knights Twitter and Jersey Fouls and erotic corkscrews.