We're back with another week of wild news stories. We also discuss the great Popeyes-Chik-fil-a warz and the hard seltzer skirmish of summer 2019.

Poop Problem

Oh Canada 

Losing money is for the bugs

1.1M to prove the town doesnt exist

SOMEONE IS GOING TO DIE

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-49432677

The podcast can finally drink legally. Be sure to congratulate Wil on returning to a sporting event for the first time in two years. This week we cover:

- A fridge-tosser gets what he deserves (Link)

- A fake assault is fake (Link)

- Hot dog ice cream (Link)

- I'll take my steak second-day delivered and medium-rare (Link)

- A crime befitting Grand Theft Auto (Link)

This week, we discuss:

The father (or uncle?) of the year: Link

a joy ride with a rattlesnake and a tin of uranium: Link

Arrested Flatulence: Link

A gender reveal gone wrong: Link

A bizarre disappearance solved: Link

The mystery of the Queens In-n-Out Burger solved: Link

Yet another reason to never visit Tasmania, parents basebrawl, Brooks's deodoRANT, don't believe your expiration dates.

All the Grand Theft Auto crimes, chicken coop killer, Lyft getaway car, ladybug swarms, cracking the uncrackable safe, and of course Taco Bell.

Wil offers the most hideous way to make grilled cheese I've ever heard, plus a missing baby takes an unexpected ride, FrenchViagraville, Ice-T vs. Amazon, sexist squash championships and geriatric homicide.

Free this New Hampshire lunch lady, an expensive vino mistake, take your numbers back to your country, the ideal hotel, "You have to be where your voters are" and alternative proteins.

Chickenpox parties, currency typos, stolen idols, teaching healthy competition to middle schoolers, nobody cares about Stonehenge and of course corporal punishment by ginger root.

We're back to talk shitty weed, cowboy pinball, stolen komodo dragons and bulletproof vests.

This week we discuss: Sawing your hand off for insurance money, a database of viral women, extracting a grandchild from a dead man, death party update and stoned mice.