On this episode, we're going to meet certified whore Peggy Eaton. She is such a whore that she literally ruins Andrew Jackson's trash cabinet. Ellen and Emily are absolutely in awe of her. Also on this episode: an analysis of Countess Luann, Emily's lil crush on Martin Van Buren, and Ellen goes absolutely OFF about...Keys? It's the Jacksonian Era and we're gong to SLURP IT UP.