Are they allowed to have two rose ceremonies in one episode? Where was Clayton's lie detection ability in the Shanae episodes? Will Mara's gambit for more screen time pay off on Women Tell All? Is the Pretty Woman date a harbinger of success for Susie? Can we please have Gabby as the next bachelorette instead of Susie? How many times can they say "hometowns" in one episode? Which girl is going to have the most unamused dad? Has there ever been a less appropriate date than fake televised therapy? Why are we pretending that Clayton is paying for Susie's new clothes? Why have we never seen footage of Sarah's alleged villainy? Will Sarah finally hire an acting coach? Will we ever see justice for Genevieve?

Episode 7 of Clayton's season of The Bachelor is one of the best ever.