World's Dumbest Criminals

The Elderly Exhibitionist, Criminally Jealous, the Fat Trail and more

02.27.2022 - By Tara SaribanPlay

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Episode 22 of World's Dumbest Criminals is about an elderly serial sexual offender from the UK who likes to stroke his junk at unwilling viewers in crowded places, a Florida woman who committed several petty crimes but claimed she only got in trouble for them because people were jealous that her body looked good, an inept ham thief from Spain who left a trail of fat leading to his door and much more.

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Sources: Pervert, 66, who shoved a COURGETTE down his leggings before simulating a sex act in front of horrified shoppers and children for an HOUR is jailed, Jack Wright, Daily Mail, Feb 9, 2021. Hereford courgette pervert jailed for flashing at Barry Island, Iwan Gabe Davies, herefordtimes.com, Aug 1, 2021. Pervert jailed for rubbing courgette through leggings in Hereford, James Thomas, herefordtimes.com, Feb 7, 2021. Florida woman, 42, arrested for being drunk and disorderly at a motel pool claims the manager called cops because she was 'jealous of her body in a bikini', Snejana Farberov, Daily Mail, May 15, 2021. Bikini-clad Florida woman claims cops were called by someone ‘jealous that her body looked good’, Adrienne Cutway, clickorlando.com, May 12, 2021. Hapless ham thief leads cops to door with trail of fat, thelocal.es, Feb 25, 2016. Getaway donkey that squealed: Gang forced to flee empty handed after animal started braying as they robbed store, Daily Mail, Jan 22, 2013. Brazilian robber finds himself victim of other crooks twice in one night, he complains to police, Lee Morgan, nydailynews.com, Dec 13, 2012. WENDY'S EMPLOYEESERVES MARIJUANA BURGER... Gets Arrested, Fired, tmz.com, May 12, 2013.

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