World's Dumbest Criminals

By Tara Sariban

What's World's Dumbest Criminals about?

World's Dumbest Criminals is an upbeat podcast about deadbeat crims. If you're keen to hear about the most ridiculous, bizarre and downright stupid crimes and criminals in the world, you've come to the right place! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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World's Dumbest Criminals episodes:

11.19.2023
What Social Media Giveth, Social Media Taketh Away
Episode 67 of World's Dumbest Criminals is about a Washington police officer who posted a video on Tik Tok bragging about being above the law and making up false charges against motorists, and a baby faced burglar and aspiring rapper...
11.05.2023
The Imperfect Crime
Episode 66 of World's Dumbest Criminals is about a Texas couple who came up with the most truly absurd insurance fraud scheme, in order to pocket some life insurance money and prevent the husband from going to prison. This case...
10.20.2023
Alabama Meth Squirrel
Episode 65 of World's Dumbest Criminals is about an Alabama man wanted on drug and gun charges, who authorities said kept a trained attack squirrel that he fed meth to in order to keep it aggressive. Although he did keep...
10.06.2023
The Choreographer, the Critic and the Dachshund
Episode 64 of World's Dumbest Criminals is about a German choreographer who got so outraged that a female critic gave one of his works a bad review, that he confronted her at the Hanover Opera House and smeared his dachshunds...
09.03.2023
The Duelling 911 Calls
Episode 63 of World's Dumbest Criminals is about a man who called 911 to say there was a burglary in progress. Plot twist - he was the burglar and he wanted to the cops to come and protect him from...
08.20.2023
A Sexual Offender “of High Moral Standards, Strong Values and Decency”
Episode 62 is about an IT worker who groped and ejaculated on women minding their own business in public in Melbourne, but don't worry - apparently he just didn't realise that was frowned upon here. Promo: The Murder Squad by Michael...
08.06.2023
Robber Injures His Scrotum, Tries To Sue Shop Owner For Damages
Episode 61 is about a burglar in Ireland who injured his scrotum while robbing a supermarket and then tried to sue the the shop owner for damages, a playa who mugged a woman and then forced her to friend him...
07.23.2023
ADA Gets Fired For Uber Rant
Episode 60 of World's Dumbest Criminals is about an Assistant District Attorney from Texas who went on an epic power trip at an Uber driver. Not only did she ridicule and insult him but she also said she “knew people”...
07.09.2023
The Jumping Castle Arsonist
Episode 59 is about the owner of a party hire company who was so obsessed with being Melbourne's most successful jumping castle operator that he firebombed his competitors, aa dazed and confused drunk dude who broke into an Airbnb full...
05.28.2023
So Many Naked Misunderstandings
Episode 58 of World's Dumbest Criminals is about a predatory former policeman who had way more than his fair share of naked “misunderstandings,” a Florida woman who crashed her car because she was trying to drive while...manicuring her lady garden...
05.14.2023
24 Hour Overnight Challenge in Target!
Episode 57 of World's Dumbest Criminals is about a pair of YouTubers who uploaded a video of themselves apparently completing an overnight challenge in Target, a QLD woman with an impressively weird weapon collection she claimed was for protection against...
04.30.2023
The Good, the Bad and the Ugne
Episode 56 of World's Dumbest Criminals is about a former location scout for TV show “The Bill,” who tried to hire a few different people to kill his partner of 27 years. He wanted to inherit her money and property...
04.16.2023
Florida Man Calls 911 To Have Meth Tested For Authenticity
Episode 55 of World's Dumbest Criminals is about a Florida man who called 911 to request deputies come to his house and test the authenticity of the meth he'd just bought from a stranger, a Welsh guy who snorted cocaine...
04.02.2023
Momfluencer Fakes Attempted Kidnapping To Gain Attention
Episode 54 of World's Dumbest Criminals is about an Instagram “momfluencer” from California who tried to get more followers by falsely accusing a Latino couple of trying to kidnap her children. Social Media Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/374526270632196 Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/Worlds-Dumbest-Criminals-Podcast-100965498857602/?ref=pages_you_manage Twitter:...
03.19.2023
Reality TV Scumbag Jailed For Revenge Porn
Episode 53 of World's Dumbest Criminals is about the revenge porn related conviction of British reality TV “bad boy” Stephen Bear. He secretly filmed his tv personality girlfriend Georgia Harding having sex with him and then uploaded it to his...
03.05.2023
The Bridge Troll of Phillips Street
Episode 52 of World's Dumbest Criminals is about a Queensland woman who exacted petty revenge on anyone who dared to legally park in front of her house, a New York man who planned to kill and skin a bear and...
03.01.2023
INTRODUCING: Excuse Me, That's Illegal
This is not an episode World's Dumbest Criminals. It's an episode of Excuse Me, That's Illegal. A hilarious podcast that takes a hard core look at some soft core crimes. Host and creator Leroy Luna has been making this show...
02.19.2023
Banned From Every Alcohol Selling Establishment in Western Australia
In episode 51 of World's Dumbest Criminals you'll be hearing about a self described bogan named Kyle who was legally banned from every pub, club and alcohol selling establishment in Western Australia after a run in with a bouncer. I'll be...
02.05.2023
A Sexual Joke
Episode 50 of World's Dumbest Criminals is about an Aussie pizza shop owner and exhibitionist who got done for selling drugs after the police noticed nobody ever left his shop with pizza, a drunk British guy who condescendingly picked a...
01.22.2023
Wanted Man Calls the Cops About Luke Warm Fries
Episode 49 of World's Dumbest Criminals is about a wanted man in Atlanta who called the police after being served luke warm fries at McDonalds and ended up getting arrested for something far worse, a 65-year-old woman from QLD who...
01.08.2023
The Nudie Run
In episode 48 of World's Dumbest Criminals you'll be hearing a corker of a police interview with a drunk Aussie larrikin who got done for a streaking, as well as the case of a vain criminal walnut on the run...
12.11.2022
Sad Song of an Incel
Episode 47 of World's Dumbest Criminal's is about an Incel who'd been stalking a former co-worker and went to the police to complain that her father had called him and told him to leave her alone or else, two English...
12.05.2022
INTRODUCING: Live, Laugh, Larceny: A True Petty Crime Podcast
Hey, this is not an episode of World's Dumbest Criminals. It is however a story about dumb criminals, and I know you dig that kind of ridiculous action as much as I do - so I thought I'd share. I recently...
11.27.2022
Lake Worth Cookie Monster
Episode 46 of World's Dumbest Criminals is about the many trials and few tribulations of a young woman the media nicknamed Cookie Monster. She became infamous in her teens when she and a mate robbed a 9 year old Girl...
11.13.2022
How Not to Pick Up Women, Ladder Man
Episode 45 of World's Dumbest Criminals is about a Hong Kong man who teaches a course on how to dominate women but preyed on the men who signed up for the course, blackmailing them into paying him more money, the...
10.23.2022
She Licked a Lot of People, He Ruined Our Dinner
Episode 44 of World's Dumbest Criminals is about a Florida politician who had to resign from her position after her habit of groping and licking the faces of male colleagues was brought to light, an English mother and daughter whose...
10.16.2022
Too Polite To Be Guilty, An Unlikely Defence, No More Sexy Grannies
Episode 43 of World's Dumbest Criminals is about an American bank robber who claimed he wasn't guilty because he asked for the money politely, an Aussie with a long criminal record who assaulted a woman, abused the police and cut...
10.09.2022
Probably Coke, Tesco Rampage
Episode 42 of World's Dumbest Criminals is about a drug smoking, samurai sword wearing, martial arts knowing, credit card stealing, car boosting, arrest resisting, rollerblade enthusiast from Iowa, a Manchester woman with a penchant for going on feral rampages at...
09.25.2022
Get In the Car, Burger King Ballin'
Episode 41 of World's Dumbest Criminals is about a Kiwi dude who seemed to be going for a world record by sexually harassing as many woman and girls as possible in two and a half hours,a pair of Houston thieves...
09.18.2022
Stepfather of the Year, the Dog Poop Bomber, the Identity Swap Murder
Episode 40 of World's Dumbest Criminals is about a man who delighted in secretly doing things to mess with his families heads – including replacing his stepson’s psychiatric medication with laxatives, a guy who created a homemade dog poo bomb...
09.11.2022
The Not-So-Invisible Man
Episode 39 of World's Dumbest Criminals is about the exploits of a man dubbed “Scotlands Dumbest Criminal” for dedicating his life to crime, despite being hilariously bad at it. The things his poor long suffering lawyers come up with to...
08.28.2022
The Diss Track, Vodka Eyeball Shots
Episode 38 of World's Dumbest Criminals is about a wannabe Welsh rapper who tried to firebomb a rival MC's place but ended up setting fire to the wrong house, a beautician caught drink driving who claimed she only got drunk...
08.14.2022
Love Triangle Murder Plot, the Chilli Finger Lawsuit
Episode 37 of World's Dumbest Criminals is about an English woman who tried to hire a hitman to bump off her work colleague so she could win back the affections of her philandering boss, the true story behind the gruesome...
07.31.2022
The Hate Preacher's Comeuppance
Episode 36 of World's Dumbest Criminals is about a hateful street preacher from Arizona who pickets high schools and universities, yelling through a megaphone and holding up wrong headed signs saying things like “You Deserve Rape.” Not only did he...
07.03.2022
Neighbour Vs Neighbour, He F-ed Around and Found Out
Episode 35 of World's Dumbest Criminals is about a bizarre feud between English neighbours that saw them both sue each other for harassment, a Tennessee man with a history of aggressive public masturbation and just plain aggression who fucked around...
06.19.2022
Succulent Chinese Meal, Girl on Girl Revenge Porn, Too High To Fly
Episode 34 of World's Dumbest Criminals is about the iconic arrest of Australia's “Succulent Chinese Meal Guy”, a British woman who shared pictures of her boyfriend's ex's boobs on Facebook during an argument with her and a Mexican man on...
06.05.2022
Incel Goes Boom, Nude Golf Cart Ride, the Tinder Tantrum
Episode 33 is of World's Dumbest Criminals is about a an Incel who blew his hand off while making a bomb to kill hot cheerleaders, A police standoff with armed suspects in Florida that was interrupted by a nude woman...
05.22.2022
Grandpa Thrusty McAssgrind, The Pigeon Fancier Extortionist and more
Episode 32 of World's Dumbest Criminals is about a subway pervert in his 80's who liked rubbing his junk against female commuters butts and claiming he didn't do it as he had erectile dysfunction, a German pigeon fancier who tried...
05.08.2022
He Smelled a Rat, Pea-Brained Harassment Campaign, Death-Faking Fraudster
Episode 31 of World's Dumbest Criminals is about a restaurant customer in England who went to great lengths to avoid paying for his meal, three Welsh students who harassed a classmate in absurdly creepy ways and a West Virginia woman...
05.01.2022
The King of Chavs, The Crimes of Canuck the Crow and more
Episode 30 of World's Dumbest Criminals is about a petty criminal who won millions of pounds in the lottery. Rather than letting go of his criminal past, he just found new and more laughable ways to break the law. It...
04.17.2022
Britain's Dumbest Thief, Fake Police Lights and more
Episode 29 of World's Dumbest Criminals is about a thief who was recognised on CCTV footage during his latest robbery due to his star turn on Britain's Dumbest Criminals for the one before, a drug dealing escort who was caught...
04.10.2022
The Callous Conman, A Spontaneous Irish Robbery and more
Episode 28 of World's Dumbest Criminals is about a married father of three who led a secret double life where he claimed to be a firefighter. He lied to his fiance about everything, defrauder her out of thousands pounds and...
04.03.2022
Back to School For Insta Likes, Sexy Traffic Cone and More
Episode 27 of World's Dumbest Criminals is about a 28 year old woman who posed as a student at a Miami high school in a unfathomable attempt to get more Instagram followers, an English guy with a habit of having...
03.27.2022
The Pervy Pool Cleaner, The Michael Jordon Twin Lawsuit and more
Episode 26 of World's Dumbest Criminals is about a pool cleaning pervert who was jailed for sexting after harassing multiple women with dick pics and jizz videos, a man who sued Michael Jordon because he claimed he bore a striking...
03.20.2022
The Plaza Vista School Vendetta, the Farting Scotsman and more
Episode 25 of World's Dumbest Criminals is about the parents of a 6 year old boy who set out on an absurd vendetta against a school volunteer, even planting drugs in her car, because they thought she'd called their son...
03.13.2022
The £4 Million Lotto Fraudsters, I Love a Man in Uniform and more
Episode 24 of World's Dumbest Criminals is about a pair of career criminals who bought a scratch lottery ticket with a stolen debit card and won £4 million - but getting their greedy mitts on the money would prove to...
03.06.2022
The Wicked Witch of White Bear Lake, Banished From Waterloo Region and more
Episode 23 of World's Dumbest Criminals is about a mean Minnesota woman who made headlines as “the neighbour from hell” for stalking and harassing families in her street. She allegedly even bit a blind dog! It also covers a Montreal...
02.27.2022
The Elderly Exhibitionist, Criminally Jealous, the Fat Trail and more
Episode 22 of World's Dumbest Criminals is about an elderly serial sexual offender from the UK who likes to stroke his junk at unwilling viewers in crowded places, a Florida woman who committed several petty crimes but claimed she only...
02.13.2022
Rent A Hitman Special
Episode 21 of World's Dumbest Criminals is a special about rentahitman.com. Although it is a clever and hilarious parody website, many people still try to actually hire hitmen to murder people though it. Tara interviews rentahitman.com founder Bob Innes about...
01.30.2022
The Paranoid Drug Traffickers Who Called the Cops on Themselves, North Korea's Fashion Police and more
Episode 20 of World's Dumbest Criminals is about two stoned guys transporting 20 pounds of weed interstate who got so paranoid they were being followed by undercover officers that they called 911 on themselves, North Korea's fashion police who wont...

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World's Dumbest Criminals episodes:

What Social Media Giveth, Social Media Taketh Away

The Imperfect Crime

Alabama Meth Squirrel

The Choreographer, the Critic and the Dachshund

The Duelling 911 Calls

A Sexual Offender “of High Moral Standards, Strong Values and Decency”

Robber Injures His Scrotum, Tries To Sue Shop Owner For Damages

ADA Gets Fired For Uber Rant

The Jumping Castle Arsonist

So Many Naked Misunderstandings

24 Hour Overnight Challenge in Target!

The Good, the Bad and the Ugne

Florida Man Calls 911 To Have Meth Tested For Authenticity

Momfluencer Fakes Attempted Kidnapping To Gain Attention

Reality TV Scumbag Jailed For Revenge Porn

The Bridge Troll of Phillips Street

INTRODUCING: Excuse Me, That's Illegal

Banned From Every Alcohol Selling Establishment in Western Australia

A Sexual Joke

Wanted Man Calls the Cops About Luke Warm Fries

The Nudie Run

Sad Song of an Incel

INTRODUCING: Live, Laugh, Larceny: A True Petty Crime Podcast

Lake Worth Cookie Monster

How Not to Pick Up Women, Ladder Man

She Licked a Lot of People, He Ruined Our Dinner

Too Polite To Be Guilty, An Unlikely Defence, No More Sexy Grannies

Probably Coke, Tesco Rampage

Get In the Car, Burger King Ballin'

Stepfather of the Year, the Dog Poop Bomber, the Identity Swap Murder

The Not-So-Invisible Man

The Diss Track, Vodka Eyeball Shots

Love Triangle Murder Plot, the Chilli Finger Lawsuit

The Hate Preacher's Comeuppance

Neighbour Vs Neighbour, He F-ed Around and Found Out

Succulent Chinese Meal, Girl on Girl Revenge Porn, Too High To Fly

Incel Goes Boom, Nude Golf Cart Ride, the Tinder Tantrum

Grandpa Thrusty McAssgrind, The Pigeon Fancier Extortionist and more

He Smelled a Rat, Pea-Brained Harassment Campaign, Death-Faking Fraudster

The King of Chavs, The Crimes of Canuck the Crow and more

Britain's Dumbest Thief, Fake Police Lights and more

The Callous Conman, A Spontaneous Irish Robbery and more

Back to School For Insta Likes, Sexy Traffic Cone and More

The Pervy Pool Cleaner, The Michael Jordon Twin Lawsuit and more

The Plaza Vista School Vendetta, the Farting Scotsman and more

The £4 Million Lotto Fraudsters, I Love a Man in Uniform and more

The Wicked Witch of White Bear Lake, Banished From Waterloo Region and more

The Elderly Exhibitionist, Criminally Jealous, the Fat Trail and more

Rent A Hitman Special

The Paranoid Drug Traffickers Who Called the Cops on Themselves, North Korea's Fashion Police and more