Our cover of Tom Lehrer's 'The Elements' takes pains to make several long-overdue and necessary updates to this great song, namely: the addition of the elements discovered since 1959, the addition of loud, obnoxious punk beats, and of course, the addition of electric bouzouki courtesy of Bad Beth! NOW SLAM-DANCE TO TODAY'S LESSON, FOR I COMMAND IT. Lead vocal...............Dr. Milo T. Pinkerton III bass.........................Dr. Z organ.......................Dr. Josh Paxton rhythm guitar...........Dr. Z rhythm bouzouki.....Bad Beth lead guitar...............Filbert W. Snodgrass, Junior Scientist in Training background vocals..Dr. Winchester, Dr. Z, Filbert Snodgrass, and Computer drums.....................drumbot Recorded at C.O.G. Secret Lab, Harahan, LA produced and mastered by Lewis D'Aubin