It is Dark, and Jacksonville is Hot! As we bid a fond farewell to Earl Simmons, let us not dwell too long on the bog-standard edition of Dynamite we got this Wednesday night. A Young Bucks heel turn nobody was asking for, matches that just didn't work for anybody, and a report from the Wrestling Observer about just how damn many people they're trying to feature on this show. All this and more on a new edition of THE ELITE BEAT!

In addition to the aforementioned birthday girl, we talk about what may have been the greatest Dynamite ever! Factions aplenty, Arcade Anarchy, big returns, BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD, and Rey Fenix may still be running them damn ropes!

Jenny, Megan, and Andy talk about the March 24th Dynamite featuring a sensational TNT title defense by Darby Allin against John Silver!

The Pinnacle of pro wrestling! The charisma of Penta! The abattoir of a main event! A Dynamite that ticks every box!

So much stuff to get into this week! Fallout from Revolution, the perils of outsourcing explosion rigging, a crackerjack opening match, and a homerun angle to cap off the night!

PPV week means B-B-B-BONUS EPISODE here in Elite Beat world! Roses and thorns and a full recap contained within!

It's go-home week for (R)evolution 2021! Jenny returns from YEAR END spittin' hot fire about Shaq, we throw laurels AND darts at the AEW Women's Championship Eliminator tournament, and don't even get us started about O'Hare airport. Onita! Wight! The danger of promising what you can't deliver! It's all here on this week's edition of THE ELITE BEAT!

Pops of the Week

Jenny: Gloria Ferrer Brut Rosé

Andy: Diet Coke

Megan: Chandon Brut Rosé

Busted brackets and death match misunderstandings are only a couple of the myriad topics Megan and Andy get into on this week's show. Come for the griping about a tournament taking place across four platforms, stay for the Dynamite recap!

It's a smorgasbord of topics on this week's show as we tackle cavities, pronouns, perspectives on Dynamite after a year of tuning out, and much more! With Jenny still out there fighting YEAR END, we call in the Reynoldsburg support staff as Dave Williams joins us for the very first time! Ch-ch-check it out!

Another banger of a Dynamite as we talk about KENTA and Omega versus Moxley and Archer, and get real deep on the varying subtleties of dick jokes. It's the Elite Beat!