This minisode I share more prosey almost poetic shit and also tease ya with a bit of a hint on the upcoming news season 😊🥂 come on, I know you're curious (;

Just a little hello and a few updates (;

Hear about a fellow with a very *unique* view on "being evolved ", the odd encounter with shark boy the dead eyed gun fanatic, and a day date with a rather creepy Dexter look alike with an apparent proclivity for coffins - yay! Dating in your 30's is so much fun :D :l :l

What do a blind( ish) date , sex worker anniversary "gifts" , vomit and a penthouse jacuzzi have in common ? Why this shit show of a first date , that's what :D but makes for one hell of a fucking podcast

Well back to share more of my seasonal wanderings and prosey shit for your listening pleasure or at very least entertainment (;

It's season 4 ! Haha today it begins, sharing a couple of my faves today: "my other half " and "celestial skeletons " , enjoy!

In this shortie, i revisit an unpleasant conversation that provoked some interesting mental dialogue u felt the need to share and i (again) muse on how important words are

Mysterious blood smears in the bathroom, smells not unlike death permeating the cottage kitchen area , and creepy bunny masks ?!?(wtf??) Oh yes ... and if that's not enough, illusions of grandiour and mysoginjstic assholery to boot :D we have ourselves a real winner folks (did I mention his less than charming southern draw ?)

In this episode I relay the tale of a good fellow with a serious white mommy fantasy and a seriously misplaced idea that I'm the nuturing type , oh and there's rats and cocaine too ...of course , why the fuck wouldn't there be (??? ) Just wtf.

Here again to tantalize your morbid curiosity at the utter depths of depravity and disfunction that my dating pool has provided , this episode you'll meet the bartender and possible axe murderer i met in "real life " -gasp- who unfortunately turned out to be just as concerning and short lived as my online attempts , and also had the alcohol palate of a 19year old