The English Express Morning Show

The English Express Morning Show episodes:

• 02.10.2017

  Most Expensive House, News From Florida, & Love Pile

  Today my co-host brandon is still out of town, but we still have a great show, beginning with the most expensive house in America! $250,000,000 US dollars! That's an insane amount of money! with 3,530 Sq meters (38,000 Sq feet),...

  
• 02.01.2017

  Homeless Pile, Nazi With Jewish Wife, & Measure Your Feet Day

  On this week's edition of the English Express Radio Program, we discuss a homeless pile! It seems Denver is giving homeless folks one way tickets out of town, and a new survey says 33 is the magic age most people...

  
• 01.26.2017

  Trump News, Crazy Protesters, & New Trump Moth

  So, Donald Trump is officially the new 45th president of the United States, and not everyone is happy about it! In an effort to educate people who might only be watching what is happening in America from afar, we begin...

  
• 01.18.2017

  MLK Day, DMV Pennies, & Nazi Shoes

  Monday was Martin Luther King Jr day here in America. If you don't know who King was, he is an incredibly important figure in American history who fought for civil rights for all minorities in the 1960's. He was assasinated...

  
• 01.12.2017

  Food Pile, Audience Quiz & Couple Uses Neighbor To Get Pregnant

  Today on The English Express radio podcast, we begin with a food pile. We learn that Tart Cherry juice helps you sleep better and longer, while another man drinks poison to avoid jail (he deserves to both die and rot...

  
• 01.06.2017

  Smartphones, Parties, & Toilet For Rent

  Today on the English Express Radio Show, we start with smartphone news, including the American cities who buy the newest stuff. Then we find out how smartphones can make you go blind, and why you hate the way you look...

  
• 12.29.2016

  Holiday Pile, Zombie Christmas, & Nazi Teenagers

  Merry Christmas! Happy New Year! The holiday season is upon us! I thought it would be interesting to discuss some holiday news, including some examples of children writing to Santa Claus and what they say. Another Christmas tradition is going...

  
• 12.21.2016

  Awful Ice Rink, Listener Mail & The Love Pile

  We are back with a great English Express Radio program for you today. We start in Japan, where they have built an ice skating rink that many are calling "weird, immoral, and soulless". We'll tell you about it. Then, we...

  
• 12.09.2016

  Listener Mail, Technology Pile, & Names Women Hate To Be Called

  Why on earth do people keep listening to us? Oh, right, because GOOD TALENT is HARD TO FIND! You want a radio show you can connect with, and feel comfortable listening to. Well, you probably don’t want to actually admit...

  
• 11.30.2016

  Turkey Talk, WTFlorida? & Thanksgiving Facts

  How did you spend your Thanksgiving? Good food and fun? Or if you live in a country other than the USA, did you celebrate at all? On today’s show, we talk about how we spent our thanksgiving, and recount some...

  
• 11.23.2016

  Strange Thanksgiving Invitation, Black Friday, Trump Tattoo, Holiday Foods & Dirty Habits

  Have you ever gotten a text message from a stranger? Did you start conversing with the stranger, or just ignore it? What would you when the stranger invites you to Thanksgiving dinner? One man in Mesa Arizona let the unsuspecting...

  
• 11.15.2016

  Trump Firsts, Jerk Test, & AOL Uber Driver

  So, the election is over and Donald Trump will soon take over as the 45th president. We don’t want to get too into the controversy surrounding his election, so we instead bring you a variety of interesting Donald Trump firsts....

  
• 11.10.2016

  Soup Personalities, Russia Freezing Heads, Using Plastic Bags Argument

  What is your favorite type of soup? Can your preference tell you what kind of person you’ll be most attracted to? Psychologists have discovered an astonishing link between what you ladle into a bowl and what kind of man will...

  
• 11.03.2016

  Halloween Facts in America, Blondes are Smart, & Presidential Politics

  Of course the big news in America these days is the impending Presidential election between Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump. Until about a week ago, it seemed Hillary was well on her way to clinching the election – but, uh...

  
• 10.27.2016

  Hurricane Pizza, Tortoise & Hare Race, And The Political Pile

  What would you if you were stuck in the middle of a hurricane without any food? You’re certainly not going to evacuate like a sane person, I mean who wouldn’t just hang out and weather a terrible Category 5 storm...

  
• 10.19.2016

  Homeless Showers In The Park, Man Tried 4 Times For Murder, & Travel Pile

  Homeless people. Where are they supposed to take showers? They don’t have an actual shower to use, and you can’t always use a public bathroom sink, so what do you do? Apparently, you go to a public park, break off...

  
• 10.12.2016

  Love Gone Wrong, Things NOT to Say To A Pregnant Woman, Pet Pile, & Criminals

  We begin this week’s program with a story of love. A 68 year old man with two failed marriages won the lottery, and is now married to a 24 year old stripper. Unfortunately, something went wrong in this relationship too...

  
• 10.05.2016

  Popular Animals, Biggest Regrets, & The Food Pile: Jokes About Coffee

  Today on the radio program, we start with the most popular animals people keep as pets – what do you think? Are dogs more popular pets, or are cats? Plus we go over the numbers of people keeping exotic animals...

  
• 09.28.2016

  Dumb Things Make You Angry, Listener Mail, Cartoon Quiz, & Political Pile

  Today we begin with the small dumb things that shouldn’t make you angry, but DO. things such as going to the restroom only to discover that someone else just used the last of the toilet paper – and didn’t replace...

  
• 09.14.2016

  Bailing on a Bad Date & Reasons You Will NEVER be Rich!

  Have you ever been on a really bad date before? The kind you regret going on about 14 seconds after it starts? If so, how do you get yourself out of a bad situation? According to cosmo magazine, Lie, Lie,...

  
• 09.07.2016

  Trivia, Terrible English Phrases & The Fat Pile

  We start the show with the item that a survey says 55% of Americans keep in their cars, which is weird because I’ve been in a lot of cars and I’ve never known anyone who carries this around with them....

  
• 08.31.2016

  Money, Kids, & Animal Pile

  Segment 1: Money & Kids Pile How much money do you save each week? $100 might not seem like a lot of money, but if you saved that much every week for 30 years you’ll have over $400,000 dollars! Or,...

  
• 08.25.2016

  Death, Religion, & Marriage

  Someone has left us a review online at theenglishexpress.com! I had hardly put up the new link so people cn leave comments, when I got one. Only one so far though, so 1) listen to the show and then 2) visit...

  
• 08.17.2016

  Rickrolled!, Annoying men, & The Breakup Pile

  Remember a few years back, when you would click on what looked like was going to be an awesome video or song that you’d been waiting to see/hear, and instead of that song you would get Rick Astley’s “Never Gonna Give...

  
• 08.10.2016

  Annoying Women, Soccer Sucks, & Space Alien Pile

  If you’re a woman, have you ever been hanging out with your man, and started a conversation… about having a conversation? Not actually talking about anything, but all about the talks you have had in the past, or a talk...

  
• 08.03.2016

  Listener Mail: Our Show Is Scripted & WTFlorida

  This podcast talks about everything: books, art, daily routine- is it easy for us? Do we improvise? Do we script the show out beforehand and know what we’re going to say? This question comes in from listener Yelizaveta in Ukraine,...

  
• 07.25.2016

  Most Embarrassing Moments & The Work Pile

  What is your most embarrassing moment ever? Clogging up the toilet at your friend’s house? Leaning over and hearing the back of your pants rip? And did you know that growing a mustache makes you more likely to get a job,...

  
• 07.21.2016

  Well Known Truths (That Are Actually False) & Animal Pile

  This week on the show Brandon was not able to join us, so I did the show myself. Here’s what we talked about Segment 1: We go over some well known truths – things that everyone believes are true –...

  
• 07.10.2016

  Hot Summer Weather & Tech Pile

  Summer is upon us, and that means HOT weather! We start the show with the top signs it’s too hot, some sunglasses facts, and a plane that couldn’t fly due to the heat. Global heat statistics show that the last...

  
• 07.03.2016

  4th Of July Show!

  The 4th of July is just one day away. So, in our usual fashion we talk this week on the most patriotic cities, the best places to catch a fireworks show, talk about the War of Northern Agression – also...

  
• 06.26.2016

  The Average Man, Exploding Cookies, & The Olympics are Terrible

  This week we started with the big news of the week – Brexit. Great Britain has just voted to leave the European Union, essentially due to immigration issues and the desire to control the future of their own country. I essentially...

  
• 06.20.2016

  $20 bill changing, Teens Sneaking Out, Most Stressful Day & Deadly Side Effects

  Soon the US $20 bill will be undergoing a major redesign and replace Andrew Jackson with Harriet Tubman. What a terrible idea. Why fix what isn’t broken? Well, until then Cliff shows you a cool trick with the twenty that you...

  
• 06.12.2016

  Love Pile & Criminals

  Today on the podcast we talked all about love, followed by the criminal pile Here is the link for today’s download In the love pile we discussed how to turn your dead relative into perfume, Dr Suess pickup lines, teachers...

  
• 06.05.2016

  Work Work Work & Minimum Wage

  This is the English Express radio podcast, a 30 minute radio program for everyone! Things start today with the headline “I’m bored… Lets clone some prehistoric Ice Age lion cubs!” Aside from that, today was all about the work pile. We...

  
• 05.29.2016

  05-29 Fat Pile & Tech Sounds Your Kids Will Never Hear

  Are you fat? What city do you live in? If it’s somewhere in the south, you’re much more likely that you answered in the affirmative. Every single one of the top 10 fattest cities in America is in a southern...

  
• 05.23.2016

  Naked Psycho, Listener Mail, & Common Sayings Quiz

  Today on the show we started with a naked psycho, read some listener mail, and finished with a common sayings quiz. download the show right now right here Here’s how it broke down Segment 1: A young woman eating soup...

  
• 05.15.2016

  Terrible Travel & The Alzheimers Health Pile

  We’re back to old form on this one with a discussion on the most hated things about travel, and (what I found to be a hilarious) health pile. Listen, you’re going to enjoy it!  Here is the direct download link...

  
• 05.08.2016

  Best Age, Crazy Woman, Gun VS Hatchet & Question Quiz

  This week we’re back to the old morning show format of being silly. Click here to download the audio directly Segment 1: The best age in life to be, and the reasons why. We also discuss other ages people chose,...

  
• 05.04.2016

  Listener Mail & Role Of Government

  Unfortunately due to scheduling issues, we were unable to do an English Express show over the weekend. However, we do still have a new audio file for you! This is from the other podcast we do, the Puyallup Tribal Podcast,...

  
• 04.24.2016

  Food Pile & Best/Worst State Capitols

  We recently made a decision to cut the show to 30 minutes in order to make it a little more easily digestible for our listening audience. Today was the first day we decided to try that out, and I think...

  
• 04.18.2016

  Political Pile, Honesty Test, & Tribal Housing

  This week’s show had Sean in Georgia replacing Brandon, who was too busy with some family stuff to give you 1 measly hour. However, Sean did a great job and I know you’ll enjoy the show! Here is a direct...

  
• 04.12.2016

  Political Correctness, Criminal Pile, & World’s Sexiest Accent

  We went a little serious on the first segment here (Political Correctness in the news: read the description below). However, you will find it interesting! Here is the direct link to download this week’s audio file Here’s what happened on...

  
• 04.07.2016

  04-06 Disjointed Rambling, Listener Mail, Brandon As A Police Officer & The Fat Pile

  Okay, so today was a little crazy, but a lot of fun. Here is the link to this week’s show – and here is what you can expect Segment 1: Disjointed Rambling. So we started just kind of talking about...

  
• 03.28.2016

  Bonus: Hot Topics with Cliff & Sean

  Bonus Episode for 3-27 This week we recorded a bonus political segment with Sean in Atlanta Georgia. We talk about the hot topics of the day, including religious freedom from being forced to participate in activities you don’t agree with,...

  
• 03.28.2016

  Native Sovereignty, Brandon as a Cop, & What Women Do Better Than Men 3/27/16

  Happy Easter! This week we started by tackling a serious topic; Native American Sovereignty after a trip I made up to the Black Hills of South Dakota. following that, we discussed a few news stories and Brandon lets us know...

  
• 03.14.2016

  03/13 Happiness & Buddhism, Video Games & Stupid Rappers

  This show was recorded earlier a few days earlier than usual, and we talk about happiness and a Buddhist monk who went crazy, a teenage video gamer who spent $7,500 on his fathers credit card while playing Fifa soccer, and...

  
• 03.06.2016

  DST, Terrible Baby Names, Eng Words, Antarctica & Art

  Today we bitched about DST, Terrible baby names, English words that are tough to pronounce, the man who walked across Antarctica alone, and the million dollar photograph (of a potato). Cliff also told the story about how he once tried...

  
• 03.02.2016

  02-28 Daydreams, Taxicab Ghosts & Boys vs Girls

  This week went extremely well. We had a lot of fun, and we think you will too! Don’t forget you can send in your listener mail through the website, comments, or through a facebook message! We always appreciate your letters...

  
• 02.23.2016

  1st Borns, British Words, & Homeless Pile

  1st Borns, British Words, & Homeless Pile Click here to download the show Here’s what we talked about this week: Segment 1: Facts about first born children Segment 2: British & American words. Both countries speak English, but we often...

  
• 02.14.2016

  Valentine’s Day, Future Tenses & Brain Quirks

  So, today… was just one of those days when nothing works quite right. I… well, hard to put it into words but internet connection problems just threw everyone off their game. Take a listen and you’ll see what I mean....