The guys kicked things off by recapping all the chaos and fun from Friday’s wild stage show at Edmond Town Hall. They also cleared up why they weren’t on the air yesterday — turns out, you can’t exactly work if you can’t get into the building.

That led to a hilarious conversation about the funniest excuses people have used to get out of work. Listeners called in to share their best (and worst) attempts, while Lou reminded everyone of one of Ethan’s all-time greatest lies.

In other news, the last Hooters in Connecticut is preparing to close its doors for good, and Florida is gearing up for what’s expected to be a record-breaking Spring Break season this year.

The boys are fired up because tonight’s the night!

Ethan, Lou, and Dave hit the stage at Edmond Town Hall in Newtown, Connecticut for their live variety show, “I-95 Morning Show After Dark.” Expect their signature brand of chaos and comedy, plus a stacked lineup: Rick Tedesco and Dennis Dunaway of the Alice Cooper Band, comedian John Romanoff, Don Wildman from Mysteries at the Museum, and filmmaker Myke Furhman of Candlewood.

Grab your tickets at EdmondTownHall.org.

In Live & Local, Lou found out that model Ashley Graham is coming to Danbury.

There’s also a nationwide recall of chocolate syrup that was reportedly laced with Viagra.

A new survey says 1 in 10 Americans admit they’ve knowingly given someone an STD.

And Johnny Knoxville says he got emotional because he’s no longer allowed to mess around with bulls.

The boys are one sleep away from the I-95 Morning Show After Dark, and they’re fired up and ready to go.

New Haven — along with the rest of Connecticut — is still trying to figure out what to do with massive piles of snow left behind by the blizzard.

Danbury Mayor Roberto Alves joins the show.

New Milford could soon be getting a new drive-thru coffee spot.

In Nassau County, New York, a man is accused of trying to shoot his sister with a crossbow after an argument over the thermostat.

In New York City, a group of nuns is being praised for rescuing toddlers from a falling tree.

A Whataburger employee allegedly beat up a customer who police say assaulted one of his co-workers.

And finally, a guy doing whippets during a high-speed chase crashed his car — then reportedly finished the rest before officers took him into custody.

Danbury Police are now accepting applications for their Spring Citizen Police Academy — and Lou wants in, though he’s making some outrageous demands.

Sticking with Danbury PD, Lou also witnessed a heavy police presence yesterday on Pembroke Road in the Hat City, and he has a few questions.

A Bridgeport man has been sentenced to 54 months in prison for his role in a Connecticut drug ring.

The guys are fired up about a new viral TikTok hit called “The Gay Cat Song.”

One woman came up with a clever revenge plan after her date allegedly refused to pay for dinner unless she slept with him.

Ashley Madison is rebranding, but the move feels lame and poorly timed.

Meteorologist Jim Cantore experienced thundersnow again — and once again, he completely lost it.

There’s a new questionable trend called the “plastic wrap diet.”

Bonnie Blue is reportedly pregnant, which some are calling troubling news for humanity.

And in Canada, someone has opened a strip club next door to a children’s dance studio.

Lou says there are just three more sleeps until the boys take the stage for their variety show at Edmond Town Hall in Newtown. The big night is finally in sight — Friday, February 27th.

The guys recap their time snowed in during the latest storm and deliver the most detailed forecast they can manage — despite being without meteorologist Jack Drake, who’s out welcoming a new baby.

Lou is once again urging people to rise up against the robots, claiming they seem more than ready to come for the humans anyway.

And in sports news that feels like a time warp, Floyd Mayweather and Manny Pacquiao are reportedly set to fight in September. Wait… what year is this?

A 35-year-old woman from Danbury is the latest person arrested in the massive DraftKings fraud scheme. A 20-year-old man in Connecticut is making a remarkable recovery after contracting a rare tick-borne illness. Meanwhile, the Washington Post reports we’re in the middle of a “smut renaissance,” with audio erotica surging in popularity.

In Florida news, a man attacked his ex-girlfriend’s car with a hammer—except it wasn’t actually her car. And in another wild story, a naked man stole an ambulance with a patient still inside. On a brighter note, the U.S. Women’s Hockey team brought home the Gold Medal.

And closer to home, Dave’s cousin James has booked his flight to join us for the I-95 Morning Show After Dark.

The boys catch up with Danbury Mayor Roberto Alves during his regular weekly visit. They provide an update on the Shia LaBeouf story, as he reportedly continued partying after his arrest. The opening of a new Trader Joe’s in Connecticut created quite a buzz and attracted a massive crowd. Mystic, CT hosted a mass wedding ceremony on Valentine’s Day. The crew also dives into an online debate about the proper order for washing your body in the shower.

Hartford, Connecticut has landed on a list of the Top 10 worst capital cities in America. Meanwhile, The News-Times reports that we could be facing three more winter storms between Friday and Monday.

New Milford State Representative Billy “Mo” Buckbee stopped by the new I-95 studios in Danbury to talk about the work he’s been doing at the Capitol. Down in Florida, a 16-year-old was arrested for repeatedly exposing himself to elderly residents, and in a separate incident, another Florida man was taken into custody for allegedly throwing a spicy chicken sandwich at his wife during an argument at Chick-fil-A.

Comedian Anthony Rodia shared a video of his daughter attempting to use the retro toy “Skip-It,” and let’s just say it didn’t go smoothly. And in one of the more random debates of the day, Lou admitted he’s not usually into muscular women — but says he’d make an exception for Gina Carano or Ronda Rousey.

The boys break down UConn men’s basketball coach Dan Hurley’s latest electric press conference. A Connecticut woman wearing a wig is accused of trying to steal $1,500 from someone else’s bank account. On TV Talk Tuesday, they discuss The Night of the Seven Kingdoms, The ’Burbs, The Pitt, and Dateline NBC. They also spotlight a special needs Girl Scout who sold an incredible 100,000 boxes of cookies. Plus, the crew runs through a list of the easiest and most difficult sports to play.

Ethan shared an old photo with Lou and Dave where he’s somehow wearing every unfortunate fashion choice at once — a tie-dye shirt, a Hawaiian shirt over it, terrible sunglasses, and a cowboy hat to top it all off. Dave attempts to explain diabetes to Lou, with mixed results. The Turkish Parliament breaks out into yet another massive brawl. Two Connecticut hikers had to be rescued from Ragged Mountain in Southington. The boys also run through a list of the greatest TV and movie presidents of all time. And to cap it all off, Barack Obama says aliens exist.