Everything in the studio was falling apart, so the boys started the show a little salty.
Live & Local: Ethan decided to talk about movies, even though the story wasn’t local at all, and then he spent four minutes yelling about cupcakes.
Missed Headlines – Round 1: A Baltimore Fire Department employee was caught pleasuring himself in public. A woman tried to cancel her gym membership, but the gym refused and demanded proof she was disabled. A new question surfaced about whether Connecticut residents are more likely to cheat at grocery store self-checkout.
Live & Local: The boys discovered that their friend, Jeffrey Alan Solomon of New Milford, has been cast in another movie, this time playing a mobster.
Listener Question: Joshua from Carmel, New York asked the boys about their favorite power tool brands, and their answers were hilarious.
Missed Headlines – Round 2: Shirley Manson of Garbage made it clear she hates beach balls at her shows and recently went off on a concertgoer who started his beach ball nonsense.
Missed Headlines – Round 3: Florida police wrangled a 14-foot, 600-pound alligator, and the fight was caught on video. A young boy went viral for singing his “weiner in the rain” song in the shower. A man was arrested for meth possession after accidentally depositing it at his local bank.
Plus: Classic bits from the I-95 vault, including “Sugarfoot – Bonus Foot,” “Suez Canal Dildo Shipment,” “Lou Does Whoopie Goldberg,” and “Michael Jackson Climbs Trees.”