Ethan talks about his family's Yom Kippur celebration: It's the Jewish holiday of atonement—but we’re not entirely sure Ethan actually atoned for anything.

Live & Local: The Yankees beat the Red Sox to win the Wild Card Series. Boston became the first team in MLB postseason history to win Game 1 of a three-game series and still lose the series.

Missed Headlines Round 1: A Florida woman (of course) was caught stealing a motorized cart from Publix. What jobs have dumb people making good money? The list is out—it's accurate, hilarious, and probably offensive. A driver paid $700 just to find out what that crackling sound in his car was. Can you guess what it turned out to be?

The boys have an on-air blowout over an upcoming event.

Missed Headlines Round 2: Did you know today is World Smile Day? Turns out, “older and wiser” only lasts so long—your cognitive abilities start to decline after age 60. Meanwhile, the ESPN baseball broadcast crew announced on-air that they will not be watching the NHL.

Live & Local: The Gilmore Girls TV series was inspired by New Milford and Washington Depot. Did you know this Sunday marks the 25th anniversary of the hit show?

Tommy from Burnout Nationals calls in to talk about the over-the-top American fun headed to the Orange County Fair.

Former MLB pitcher John Doherty joins the show to talk about this weekend’s free MLB life skills and baseball clinic for kids, hosted by Family and Children’s Aid in New Milford. The boys also ask the burning questions baseball fans really want answers to—like how a pitcher knows when it’s time to brush someone back, or throw at them altogether.

Plus: A vintage micro-interview with Michael McDonald of the Doobie Brothers. Also, enjoy classic bits like "Inverted Nips," "Nerds Who Don't Drink," and "Danbury's Most Dangerous Gang."

Lou and Dave chat about Ethan's recent behavior. Something has “Big Zen” feeling less Zen than ever.

Live & Local: The Top 10 schools in Connecticut list has been released—and it's all chalk.

New reports suggest a New Milford bowling alley may be shutting down for good.

Missed Headlines Round 1: A guy stole the truck towing his car, then immediately crashed it into several parked vehicles. The Fat Bear Week winner has been revealed—it's a bear named Chunk, who has a broken jaw. One in five Americans say they've had sex at a music festival. GROSS.

Word on the street is that Mandy Rose heard we talked about her butt cheeks yesterday—and it made her smile. Rumors say she might call the show. The boys are hopeful.

Live & Local: The Connecticut Pizza Trail has been announced, and once again, Fairfield County got boxed out.

Missed Headlines Round 2: Keith Urban fans are dragging the country star for changing lyrics in a song he wrote about Nicole Kidman. A crypto crew tried to cover the Hollywood sign with a tarp for clout and were immediately arrested. Need a gift idea for grandma? How about Howard Johnson's Fried Clam Soup?

Republican mayoral candidate Emile Buzaid calls in to talk housing, infrastructure, and his favorite pizza spot in Hat City.

Danbury Mayor Roberto Alves joins for his regular weekly segment. He was threatened again—by the same JACKASS who did it a month ago. Alves disagrees with Buzaid on the mill rate but agrees that Michaelangelo's Pizza is top-notch.

Missed Headlines Round 3: A man caught going 124 mph said he was speeding because he had to poop. Chi-Chi's Mexican Restaurants are making a comeback! An actress melts down after realizing she was replaced by the "Hawk Tuah" girl.

Plus: Vintage micro-interviews with former WWE superstar Mandy Rose and Norman Lear (writer/producer of All in the Family). The guys also bring back classic bits like “Tom Cruise v. Ben Affleck” and “Fetal Pig Chain.”

Lou gets mad at Ethan for mentioning the government shutdown just 12 seconds into the show. They work through the confrontation, and Lou asks for a moment to talk about something serious. The boys have a really vulnerable moment.

Live & Local: A Connecticut man, nicknamed DJ Diddles, was arrested for exposing himself in public and is now awaiting a court date. This story reminds Lou of I-95 Morning Show friend Mandy Rose, who recently went double-cheeked out on Instagram.

Ethan and Dave react to Mandy’s photo, and soon the listeners start chiming in with their own takes.

Missed Headlines Round 1: More workplaces are going shoeless. Lionel Richie says Michael Jackson had a hygiene problem. A robbery suspect is caught after accidentally walking into the background of a live news report covering his own crimes.

Live & Local: A shirtless man breaks into a Connecticut elementary school while eating a sandwich. Naturally, the guys start wondering what kind of sandwich it was.

Missed Headlines Round 2: Turns out cheesemongers are a real thing, and a Philadelphia cheesemonger just became the first American to win a major international cheese competition. The Florida A&M football announcer is in trouble after making an Ozempic joke. Bill Burr defends performing at a controversial Saudi comedy festival.

Live & Local: A Stamford, Connecticut woman wins $1,000,000 on Wheel of Fortune.

Missed Headlines Round 3: A hangry wedding guest couldn't wait any longer for dinner. When 8:30 rolled around and food still hadn’t been served, she ordered a pizza. The bride was furious, and now the internet is divided over who was in the wrong. Also, the latest hot take online: coffee tables are pointless and a waste of money.

Don Barnes, co-founder and vocalist of .38 Special, has an exclusive chat with the I-95 Morning Show about the band’s 50th anniversary and their new album.

Plus: Vintage micro-interviews with Mandy Rose (WWE), Billy Gardell (Mike & Molly), Andrew Dice Clay, and Alan Ruck (Ferris Bueller’s Day Off).

Lou opens the show asking Ethan if he’s ready to hold it down for New Fairfield—but instead, Ethan breaks a show rule by diving into the looming government shutdown. It’s a pointless reminder, and everyone who was going to know already knew. During a Mascolo Overhead Doors ad, Lou casually drops his new nickname.

Live & Local - Torrington is considering a dress code for teachers, because apparently Burr Pond just isn’t weird enough. Lou shares a middle school memory about a kid who claimed he wore a condom under his clothes. Yes, seriously. Waterbury is dealing with a scandal involving fire cadets allegedly cheating on their EMT exam. New Fairfield and Danbury announce new protected natural lands, and Ethan loses it over how often people say “You know’m sayin’?”

Missed Headlines - Ohio people are parking in the middle of the highway when they get lost, can steroids turn you gay? The guys break down the science. Colonel Sanders’ great-great-great nephew is fighting to get back into the KFC family business.

Missed Headlines Round 2 - McDonald’s is bringing back something massive from the ’90s, a San Francisco woman charges $30,000 to name babies, and it turns out getting your FBI file is way easier than you'd think.

TV Talk Tuesday - Kicks off with fireworks (again) as Ethan insists he doesn’t watch TV. Lou can’t take it.

Missed Headlines Round 3 - Reading Rainbow is making a comeback, drug cartels are targeting young Americans, and a woman is in hot water after snatching Patrick Mahomes’ headband from a child at a Giants-Chiefs game.

Plus: Vintage micro-interviews with David Koechner (The Office), Sal Vulcano (Impractical Jokers), Dean Esposito (former Danbury mayor), and retro gems like “Uzbekistan’s Most Addictive Drug” and “Miguel Drives Like a Maniac in the Dominican Republic.”

The boys recap their weekend: Lou spent the entire weekend watching football. He started with College Football at Detective Dave’s house, then spent Sunday watching NFL games alone at home. After a full day of football, it all ended with a blocked field goal that ruined the Raiders’ day. Ethan went to a little league game and successfully avoided Mindy. Dave went to Foxwoods to gamble and saw the new Paul Thomas Anderson movie, One Battle After Another.

Live & Local: The Durham, CT Fair dropped a 1,000-pound pumpkin on a car just for fun.

Lou ate five bowls of cheesy corn chowder at Buckaroo Bonsai’s (Detective Dave’s) house while watching the Tennessee game. He had to excuse himself several times to crop-dust the hallway after more guests arrived.

Missed Headlines Round 1: Did you know it’s possible to break your neck from yawning? It happened to a woman in the UK who nearly died. A fight over Netflix escalated into gunfire. The stand-up comedy world is divided over the upcoming comedy festival in Saudi Arabia.

The Cowboys and Packers game ended in a tie. The guys don’t like it. To address the issue of ties in the NFL, Lou suggests using a classic move from the White Women Playbook.

Live & Local: Connecticut’s new E-Bike laws go into effect on October 1. The E-bike discussion somehow turned into a deep, introspective look at the guys' relationships with their wives.

Live & Local: Burr Pond is burning!!!!!!!

Missed Headlines Round 2: What does "Ka" mean in Japanese? Apparently, it means just about everything. A candidate for Wisconsin governor has a creative plan to boost state revenue—beer at kids’ games. An ultra-rare bright orange lobster was rescued from a grocery store fish tank.

Live & Local: The rivalry is back as the Yankees and Red Sox are set to face off in the Wild Card round of the MLB playoffs.

Missed Headlines Round 3: A man admitted to killing and burying his parents live on TV. The Ryder Cup was a major disappointment for Team USA, but it delivered nonstop chaos from beginning to end. Coca-Cola is bringing back a citrus-flavored blast from the past.

You’ll also hear retro classics including micro-interviews with Bernie Williams (New York Yankees), Bronson Arroyo (Boston Red Sox), Bert Kreischer (2 Bears, 1 Cave), and John O’Hurley (J. Peterman from Seinfeld). Plus, Ethan, Lou, and Large Dave revisit classic segments like “Melatonin Drug Addict” and “The Subway Worker Who Hates Sandwiches.”

The boys kick things off by talking about their weekend plans. Lou and Dave are considering checking out the new Paul Thomas Anderson film, One Battle After Another. Meanwhile, Lou says his ear doctor appointment left him feeling a little too much like Elon Musk — and he’s not sure that’s a good thing.

Live & Local: The Putnam County Italian-American Club is working on a new tribute to honor immigrant miners who died in Southeast back in the 1800s. Ethan shares a wild story out of Brookfield, where police say a man set his mom’s car on fire and then took off.

Where Are the Least Friendly Cities in America? If you guessed Philly or Boston, you’d be wrong — and the actual list might surprise you.

Missed Headlines Round 1: The CEO of Live Nation thinks concert tickets should be more expensive. Former NFL running back Shaun Alexander just announced that he and his wife are expecting baby number 14. And 53-year-old Sacha Baron Cohen is now dating a 27-year-old OnlyFans model.

Live & Local: The New Milford Riverfest is officially back!

Love Languages Make a Comeback: Ethan forgot that “Love Languages” were even a thing, so Lou and Dave give him a refresher. Eventually, he remembers he’s “Acts of Service.” Eugene from Dover, NY shares his love language, and the show screeches to a halt.

Missed Headlines Round 2: Is country singer Zach Top faking his Southern accent? Some are calling it the biggest code switch of 2025. Also, LeBron James says the Seattle Seahawks tried to recruit him back in 2011. And a thief was caught stealing 91 manhole covers — yes, 91.

Live & Local: Shelton authorities are cracking down on drivers who illegally pass school buses. Thanks to AI, violators will now be caught automatically and ticketed.

Tear Talk: Lou asks Ethan what Mindy’s tears taste like. Ethan says he hydrates in the evenings by drinking Erica’s tears.

Bel Biv Devoe Drama: Ethan nearly loses his temper over Poison lyrics while Lou and Dave won’t stop quoting the songs. Friar Tuck feels left out and just wants to play along.

Missed Headlines Round 3: A woman used a wedding photo booth pic as her new LinkedIn profile photo. Another woman bought a billboard to help her find a date. And elder care facilities are now testing robot dogs as companions for seniors.

From the Archives: Enjoy a batch of classic retro interviews featuring Bret Michaels (Poison), Lisa Lampanelli (Queen of Mean), comedian Brian Regan, and Sandra Bernhard (Severance).

Baseball & Little League Nostalgia: The boys kick off the show with a little baseball talk and reminisce about the old days of Little League, especially how awful and uncomfortable those polyester uniforms used to be.

Live & Local: Ryan Reynolds was spotted in Ridgefield again, this time promoting his upcoming documentary on the late, great John Candy. The town's starting to feel like his second home.

Fury Friday on a Thursday: Ethan vents about walking into a Chinese restaurant only to find out they were out of fried rice — a core menu item. Meanwhile, Lou is fired up about “Lotto man,” a character who has become all too common at local convenience stores. With the recent Powerball craze, degenerate gamblers are crowding the counters and Lou says it’s time for store employees to stop prioritizing them over normal customers.

Missed Headlines Round 1: A wild squirrel has reportedly been attacking unsuspecting white women in California. Charlie Sheen claims he’s slept with over 47,000 women. Cardi B has lost her buttcrack piercing — yes, that’s a thing.

Sports Rundown: The Yankees are heading to the playoffs, the Giants have made a quarterback switch, and in local high school action, Brewster took a loss to Mahopac.

Live & Local: Major traffic changes are coming — Connecticut is shutting down 15 exit ramps. On the brighter side, a Connecticut resident just advanced on America’s Got Talent. Lou also shares a fun throwback about playing softball with former The Voice winner Javier Colon.

Live & Local: Emile Buzaid, the Republican candidate for mayor of Danbury, stops by to discuss his vision for the city, his priorities, and what he’d like to see change under his leadership.

Live & Local: Danbury Mayor Roberto Alves joins the show to speak candidly about his recent cancer diagnosis. Despite the tough news, he remains positive, energetic, and focused on both recovery and his responsibilities to the city.

Missed Headlines Round 2: Everyone loves a good video of someone waking up loopy from anesthesia — so the guys compiled a highlight reel of their favorite YouTube moments. Then it’s on to a new gross trend called “stretchy yogurt,” which Ethan says is exactly as bad as it sounds. Also, a man was arrested for DUI after doing burnouts in a parking lot to impress a group of girls.

From the Archives: Enjoy a round of classic retro interviews featuring Carlos Mencia (Mind of Mencia), Chris Kattan (Saturday Night Live), Howie Mandel (Bobby’s World, America’s Got Talent), and Melissa Etheridge.

Lou Loses It: Lou completely loses his cool after Ethan doesn't bother to show up for the show.

Mayor Alves Diagnosed: The guys react to some difficult news — their friend, Danbury Mayor Roberto Alves, has been diagnosed with cancer. The tone shifts as they reflect and send well wishes.

Foo Fighters at Toad’s: The hype was real. The Foo Fighters played a surprise last-minute set at the iconic Toad’s Place in New Haven, and the guys break down how it all went down.

Missed Headlines Round 1: Charlie Sheen claims he did so much cocaine that a Mexican drug cartel actually thought he was dealing their product and cut him off. Lou says he’s actively trying to “get diabetes,” possibly the most chaotic health goal ever mentioned on the show.

Ethan’s Foot Cramp Fiasco: Ethan finally texts the guys to explain why he’s so late to the studio. The reason? Foot cramps. Lou’s response is less than sympathetic. “See you tomorrow, Lenny Leisure.”

Not So Great for Women: A new report ranks Connecticut as one of the worst places for women to live. The guys react to the findings with a mix of jokes and frustration. “Ooh, it’s a lady” — not helping, Lou.

Snake in the Grass: An albino Burmese python was captured in Connecticut this week, raising the question: shouldn’t they be called Myanmar pythons now? Lou dives into both the biology and the geopolitics.

Missed Headlines Round 2: FOX is officially planning to reboot the Baywatch franchise. A sushi chef has gone viral for refusing to give customers extra soy sauce. And a surprisingly heated debate has taken over the internet: should you rewash your reusable grocery bags?

Teen Slang Explained: Ever hear your kids talking about “6-7” and have no clue what they mean? The boys break it down, and you might be surprised by the answer.

Amazon Drama in Waterbury: Residents of Waterbury and Naugatuck are fed up with the ongoing construction of the new Amazon facility. Complaints include noise from trucks as early as 5 a.m. and concerns about traffic, pollution, and disruption to local life.

Missed Headlines Round 3: A teacher’s aide was arrested after allegedly using fart spray in a classroom. In Texas, a murder suspect reportedly ordered all his supplies through DoorDash. And the New York Post published a disturbing exposé on cruise ships — and what’s really happening on board.

From the Archives: This week’s throwback micro-interviews feature Chad Smith (Red Hot Chili Peppers), Marlon Wayans (White Chicks, The Wayans Bros.), Peter Frampton, and David Annabelle (Lioness on Prime).

Food Letdowns & Cousin Controversies: What’s a food everyone swore you had to try… and when you finally did, it left you totally underwhelmed? The guys open the show sharing their biggest food disappointments. Meanwhile, the biggest rock band in the world is playing a surprise $30 pop-up show in Connecticut tonight.

Connecticut Just Banned Cousin Marriage: In breaking local news, Connecticut has officially banned first cousins from marrying. Naturally, this sends Ethan and Lou into a heated back-and-forth. Ethan demands scientific proof for Lou’s claim that “kissing cousins” produce genetically deficient babies. Lou responds with real data, diving into the science of homozygosity and inherited risk.

Missed Headlines Round 1: A man named his newborn son "Brisket." Florida residents are up in arms over Publix meat prices—how does $56 sound for one ribeye? Listeners also react to Connecticut's cousin marriage ban with a mix of outrage, curiosity, and disbelief.

Live and Local: In New Milford, a youth football coach has been arrested for allegedly pushing a 7-year-old player. A longtime New Milford car dealership is about to become a drive-thru restaurant. Lou also complains about a woman at his neighborhood Subway who, he says, clearly hates sandwiches and may be working in the wrong profession.

Missed Headlines Round 2: Some people believe the rapture is happening today, and the boys claim they’ve got their bags packed just in case. Tom Cruise is reportedly not happy with Ben Affleck for "sniffing around" his ex, Ana de Armas. Meanwhile, in Derby, Connecticut, it seems that 12-year-olds have started jacking purses from elderly women.

TV Talk Tuesday: Lou says "Task" on HBO Max is the best show on TV right now, no contest. He’s also into Netflix’s "Black Rabbit," starring Jason Bateman and Jude Law, calling it one of the best things either actor has done in a while.

Around the State: Newtown is pursuing a cultural distinction that Lou says the town fully deserves. He also popped into New Milford Mayor Pete Bass’s office on Friday and reports that the mayor was warm, welcoming, and ready to chat.

Missed Headlines Round 3: A man had a heart attack and then crashed his car into his own cardiologist’s home. A firefighter serenaded a bride and her friends during their bachelorette party. And Disney World is seeing a major drop in visitors, raising questions about what’s happening at the “happiest place on Earth.”

From the Archives: Enjoy retro micro-interviews from the vault featuring Bud Gaugh (Sublime), Bill Burr (Old Dads, The Mandalorian), Cedric the Entertainer (Barbershop), Murr (Impractical Jokers), and Ed Roland (Collective Soul).

Ethan is getting into the spirit of the High Holidays—but first, he’s on a mission to find the perfect blazer. What should be a simple shopping trip quickly turns into a saga, with plenty of fashion opinions flying around. Meanwhile, tensions run high in the studio as the guys manage to argue over just about everything. From wardrobe choices to hot takes, no topic is too small for a good-natured debate.

In the news, Connecticut drivers might want to brace themselves—new reports have named the state’s roads among the worst in the entire country. Potholes, poor maintenance, and aging infrastructure are just the beginning of the problem.

Also making headlines is a bold new idea to improve airline safety: massive balloon-like bubbles designed to cushion passengers during a crash. It sounds like something out of a sci-fi movie, but it’s gaining traction and sparking serious discussion.

In a bizarre turn of events, a bus driver has been arrested after allegedly retaliating against unruly passengers by cranking up the heat on the bus to extreme levels. Authorities—and riders—were not amused.

And with Halloween right around the corner, one state is taking a surprisingly strict approach to an old tradition. Lawmakers and law enforcement are cracking down on kids who go out TP’ing houses, treating the prank more seriously than ever before. What was once harmless mischief could now come with real consequences.