A bit about a gig, a bit about comedy in general, and something about your mother. Sorry. Basically.

Publishing this a day late because ADHD yeah? Maybe, I dunno. A bit about a gig and some stuff about haircuts. Mostly.

A walk in the woods talking about squeezing middles. Or something. I can't remember. Maybe I'll listen back to it with you. Come round your house, force us to sit in silence as it plays. Stare at the side of your face the whole time. Get angry when you don't react appropriately to what I'm saying. That sort of normal behaviour. 800 episodes and for what? Eh? For what? Basically.

Discussing the psychology of public failure. Like I'm clever or something. Basically.

I got cut out of some promo footage - of course - and then I talk about a Jerry Seinfeld documentary. Look, I've give the whole thing away. No point in listening, now. Basically.

Did a gig to lots of children. And parents. In Ealing. Mostly.

Today the weather is hotter than your mum in the 90s. I talk about that (the weather not your mum), going out and getting angry on stage. Essentially.

Had a gig. I talk about it. Oh yeah baby. Er, basically.

Stop middling it. This phrase will make more sense when you listen to this episode. Basically.

A rare video episode about upcoming gigs and buying a leather jacket. Essentially.