Back once again with the renegade master after a couple of days off with a gif update and all about my mate shouting. Basically.

All about conspiracy theories and Elton John. Basically.

I have a little debrief about my work away day then we get right into the big news about Boris Johnson resigning. Essentially.

A very chilled and serene chat about Geoff Thompson, being present and calling people to say they haven’t got a job. Basically.

Got a haircut. Hungry on a diet. Can’t focus. Essentially.

All about getting accidentally drunk and also a quick rant about other parents at the school gates. Mostly.

I’m in a crabby mood as I’m on a very slight diet and that’s enough for a shallow idiot like me to get annoyed about. Mostly.

A chat about last night’s gig in the pouring rain and a rant about junk mail. Basically.

A quick breakdown of last night’s gig and then all about how Twitter is the downfall of humanity. Essentially.

Was talking about my work out plan ‘The Road to Athens m’ but then got annoyed about mortgage advisors. Basically.