Eric and Andy compare their respective birthday debauchery, Mike reports back on all of his cranking research, Jessica longs to be treated like a Jeter girl and the show “Gary Lehman’s Terms” is pitched. Special Guest: Matt Gulley

Listen as Mike McGettigan and Travis Pelto join Jess on the panel to talk birth control crafting, our new favorite fetish and how to game Facebook’s attempts to game your mood. WARNING: The Evening News. (Period) strongly discourages playing the Slave Drinking Game while listening to this episode and operating a motor vehicle, watercraft, or aircraft. Special Guests: Tony Ruacho and Remi Huyghe

This episode, recorded in front of an EXTREMELY EXCLUSIVE audience, contains Adult Content, Adult Language, Nudity and Violence. Matt Naas and Chris Petersen join Jess on the panel to rename the Washington professional tackle-thrower team. Esther Nevarez grabs the mixer reins for Eric and Andy asks special guest Mike DiLaura some NON-bankruptcy questions. Oh yeah, there are lady boners and pot lasers too.

In this feuilleton-esque episode, special guest John Tenney performs a census of the theater's spectral residents, Jess goes off on Ohio State Representative John Becker, Jenny Bloomer has a Blood Orgy at Beaver Lake IMDB reunion and Blain Hill experiences the stage of (I REALLY have to) Go Comedy!

Andy considers mending fences with Charlie LeDuff, Jess thinks of a way to eliminate racism and everyone is TOTALLY going to call their congresscritter to tell them to ask the FCC to reclassify internet providers as Title II common carriers. Special Guest: Jim McLuckie

We get porn filter suggestions from Lloyd Digg, learn what Mike DiLaura experimented with in college and what kind of voices turn on Andy. Special Guest: Mike McGettigan.

Jess and Alison spill what’s really happening in the ladies’ room, “Mark Johnson” asserts that Minnesotas and Wisconsins all look alike, the DIA keeps records like Andy French and Eric reports back on Andy’s Episode 7 queries. Special Guest: Mike DiLaura.

Haenke-bot 9000 (patent pending) is unveiled. We talk spoilers to The Good Wife, Doctor Who, The Sixth Sense, The Crying Game, Mrs. Doubtfire, Titanic, 300, Harry Potter and the finale of How I Met Your Mother. We even spoil… wait for it… THIS episode. Special Guest: Scott Sanford from the band Pewter Cub.

Michael looks to head up The Evening News. (Period)’s new investigative reporting division. Esther gives life saving keychain tips. Jess imagines a force to establish air supremacy over French Fries. Special Guest: Mark Sobolewski.

Jess makes a case for why bitter cold Michigan winters aren't too bad. Travis and Esther make a case for why Jess might be an outlier. Oh, and landsharks are loose in Orlando. Special guest: Loyd Digg.