Key Phrases: Who would listen to this? Does anyone care? Sam, calm down. That's the whole point of Twitter. I'll tell you after the podcast. Truly slow internet. Don't put your baby in a bucket. We're shaming you. I woke up crying. Stay out of the ocean. Get out of here, what a dumb dumb! Stone cold American. Thank you for listening! Be sure to rate us on iTunes.

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Key Phrases: I've never said that in my life. I never got into 'Hella'. Eating caesar salad. I don't know if it's worth it. That is very British. There's not a justification. Are you saying 'granite'? All intensive purposes. I have a subaru! Skibby-do-bop-bop. Earthy shit. Runners find dead bodies.

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Key Phrases: All assholes in some capacity. Georgia Hardstark and Karen Kilgariff, we're perfect for you're network, #sponsorus. Left lane camper. Do you have a deathwish? My intimidating Crown Vic. A great source of tension. Is it okay to pee my pants? You have some... bad aim. Thanks to everyone for listening and sharing! Be sure to leave us those sweet, sweet reviews on iTunes.

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California Lauren is in town and things get real silly! Key Phrases: It's a llama. Am I still pretty? Your lip is distracting. We don't say her name! That is a different podcast. It's purely biological. World domination. First you have to get good at lying to yourself. You're so gross. Wearing a Edgar suit. Let her have a win. Dogs for aliens. Everyone loves a good shanking story. THANK YOU FOR LISTENING! 

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Key Phrases: Worst travel experiences. Just eating my feelings. The US has the worst airports. Pat me down very aggressively. Terrorists don't take early flights. A bunch of wildebeasts. Started crying again. The room is divided. That's how you get hepatitis. That crying baby belongs to them. Keep Portland weird. Nah, nah, nah, can't do it. I'm considerate. Don't lean your seat back. Keep your socks on.

Thank you for listening and be sure to write us a review on iTunes. Every positive review gets a ham sandwich!

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Key Phrases: Reading makes it worse. What about a leg? The dentures were the problem. Just a pair of lips. An abundance of serial killers. Eh, close enough. Sometime pictures pop up. I nailed the MCAT. She's scary smart.

Thank you for all of the support! Be sure to rate us on iTunes, I suppose. Then hit us up on any of the platforms below with what topic you'd like us to tackle next!

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Key Phrases: You can't subject everything to Harry Potter rules. Spoiler alter. Girls. Physics, for one. Semi-truck going the wrong way. Sigourney Weaver. Throw some dinosaurs in the mix. An asteroid. Random Hospital Patient. Cerebral Enema.

Thank you for listening! We want to do an advice episode soon, so be sure to hit us up with your questions on one of the platforms below.

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B Side episodes are special. For one, they're shorter. For two, we only put them out every once in a blue moon. I'm telling you, that means they're special.

Special thanks to everyone still out there supporting us. It's so awesome that people want to listen to 4 friends having fun and sharing their random (sometimes dark) thoughts. Be sure to leave us a review on iTunes. I guess that's the platform where reviews count the most.

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Key Phrases: It's for science. The Great String Cheese Debate of 2018. The peasant nut. Hence, you're a psychopath. Lemon, it's only Tuesday. There is nothing behind those eyes. He always smells like milk. I'm so upset. Broccoli cheddar. Picking dandelions. Single forever. 16 personalities. Our lord and savior, Karl Marx. 1 in 16. Politician, I hear. Randie's the psychopath! I'm Willy Wonka. You're welcome, Society. We shouldn't be friends. M.I.L.K.

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Thank you, everyone!