I legitimately thought today was the day, but apparently someone wants me to continue. This is what happens when there’s a King Jofferey in your kingdom. I’m not even going to bother tagging Latch or R/GA at this point (I’m looking at you, LinkedIn), but just to ensure someone (even if they’re not the right people) who is supposed to have unbiased judgment sees this, I have to tag New York City Department of Investigation. Hopefully they actually have some authority and aren’t just letting a few run the show.

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From Survivor to suppression to data protection and my general distrust of New York City Department of Consumer and Worker Protection (until further actions warrant otherwise), this week’s episode aims to answer how a company like Latch is able to stay silent despite my constant allegations that they have a history of violating employment rights, nepotism, and abuse of NDA’s. If that’s too serious for you, I also manage to throw a couple shots at Kanye for being the most famous village idiot. Remember, if anyone is upset at what I have to say, blame Latch for their continued silence. Enjoy!

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THE INFAMOUS EPISODE THAT HURT A LOT OF FEELINGS! Can you believe Latch still hasn’t replied to me? I can and it’s all because of my new theory on the Perception Business. I think a lot of people and organizations will be interested in why you should beware of partnering with a Perception Business. Intro and outro music by @sacredbeats_ (IG)

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It’d be too easy to correlate the history of Thanksgiving with what’s been going on with me lately. I’m going to attempt to do something EXTREMELY difficult instead: reason with the people who started this yet hate me. 

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This is what happens when you allow the senseless voices of a couple stragglers to override the wants and needs of the majority. I woke up this morning hoping I wouldn’t have to do this, but here we are. Little birdies everywhere are telling me that, rather than rise to the occasion, a certain company named Latch is instead crumbling under the pressure. Unfortunate, but I have to stick to my guns. Also, if you can’t take the steps necessary to prevent your business from being in this position in the first place, maybe you don’t deserve to be running it. Enjoy!

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Look who’s back! I know, I know… some people were probably hoping I’d never return after Memorial Day Weekend, but I just had to come back and have an honest conversation about LinkedIn. Let’s start unraveling this wild and wacky world of Professional Facebook, shall we? This is just the warmup.

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Happy Friday!... Or is it? This is a short one, folks. It’s about to be Memorial Day Weekend and your boy was just too gosh-darned pissed on Thursday to record anything that didn’t come off as me wanting to cause carnage to the world lol. Hope you guys enjoy the short listen and long weekend! I’ll be back in full force next week after I’m done tending to some business.

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I’m guessing some people won’t like me after this episode… Then again, some of these people have probably liked me for far less so if it’s coming either way, may as well turn it into content, right?... Right??? I’ll just assume everyone agrees unless someone says otherwise lol.

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Check out the story of how my working relationship with Berlin-based electronic musician Emika turned into her ducking my questions about money.

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