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Heat 1 | Heat 2 | Heat 3 | Final Heat

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That's the end. Now that you're at the end, you should probably go to motherfucking.best and vote for your favorite readings.

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The volunteer researchers over at The Wookieepedia have quite a job in front of them: They must catalog absolutely everything that has ever existed in the Star Wars Universe, including (but not limited to) the things that Disney has labeled as canon.

This week The F Plus has learned one thing about Twi'lek dancers, and it's wrong.

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The Wiki Sticky Site may no longer be with us, but the fetish it catalogued remains with us on the internet. The people who describe themselves as "Stuck In Glue Fetishists" have a specific turn-on that you might have guessed, but it is crucially important that they describe what specific kind of glue is being used in all cases, because this is not a place for fantasy.

This week, The F Plus is still stuck in the window.

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The frequent posters over at r/WhoWouldWin are looking for hard scientific evidence of what would happen if Popeye got into a knife fight with Johnny Bravo but also if being in a high altitude environment would change the outcome. It's a dumb thing to think about, and therefore there are several hundred thousand words on the subject.

This week, The F Plus is horrified to discover that Garfield has killed at least one man.

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Over six years ago, Montrith gave us a Fetlife document. So thanks, Montrith.

This week, The F Plus is really into Snugglefuxxx.

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From the title alone, you may have some incorrect guesses at what's kept the community over at Newart.com thriving since 1996, but quickly you'll learn (as we did) that they're bound by a singular focus of pumping, inflating, and injecting their junk. And then they post pictures. Oh christ, we've seen the pictures. We see them when we close our eyes.

This week, The F Plus achieves The Engored Look.

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At The F Plus' Suicide Banquet, we're serving the following...

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The Redditors on r/NEET self describe as "Not in Education, Employment or Training", and yes that may be a very clumsy acronym, but what they're trying to tell is that they don't work, or go to school, or even do anything like chores. This makes some of them feel special and some of them feel sad, but if they feel sad it's just the fault of women.

This week, we start writing some magical realist self help fiction.

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While bluelight.org is not the only drugs forum on the internet, it has had about two decades to collect nearly half a million users, many of whom are very excited to share their experiences of the things they've done, thought, and said while on drugs. And most of those things are about trance albums, apparently.

This week: Dilute, dilute, dilute! OK, OK, OK?

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