Mike and Mitch start begin by briefly discussing the death of Tina Turner, may she rest in peace, and documentaries about celebrities both alive and dead. Mitch describes a recent realization that connects Tina Turner to his wedding. Mike then brings up yet another Grocery Gripe where he discusses a new negative experience at the grocery store, and Mitch counters with a Grocery Great where he describes a positive experience. Mike relates to the positive experience by telling a recent story of a trip to Chilis. Mike also complains about the weather in California, as his allergies have been acting up. Mitch then introduces a new segment called "Everyone's On A Spectrum" and their main discussion revolves around the spectrum of so called "Big Dick Energy vs. Small Dick Energy." They dive into what it means to have big dick and small dick energy, both agreeing and disagreeing on what constitutes each. They go over examples, characteristics, and stories to analyze what it means to have big dick energy, including themselves. They end by breaking down examples of politicians, on both sides of the aisle, who put out both big and little dick energy.

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Mike and Mitch begin by reflecting on some of the bizarre comments from Facebook on the previous episode "JewSplaining" and compare the success and failures of the last few episodes. Mitch then tells a positive grocery store story, which he calls a Grocery Great. Mitch asks Mike to tell a positive story, and Mike tells a story about a parent who put his kids in check when they were acting up in public. They then go on to discuss news on the Durham Report, and they also discuss the border with Title 42 ending. Mike rants about his issues with talking about the border, and Mitch counters with how he believes the border discussion is about getting elected. This leads to Mike expressing his belief that voting should not be a right, citing lack of critical thinking and lack of media literacy. Mitch agrees, and they discuss issues with the mainstream news media. Mitch ends the conversation by asking the question: What should be more regulated, voting or reproducing?

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On a special Mother's Day episode, Danny and Mike begin by discussing how Mike's barber recently gave him a style he did not like, so he took manner into his own hands and now shares another similarity with Danny. They briefly discuss the absurdity of single mothers demanding attention on Father's Day. They go on to discuss a topical conversation: George Santos and his recent indictments. The discussion flows into how political parties hold (or don't hold) their members accountable. Mike realizes he is screwing up the names of politicians, and quickly transitions away to how cyclists take up space on the roads. Danny brings up the debt ceiling debate, not taking a point of view but expressing frustration about how people don't understand what the debt ceiling means. Mike lists a bunch of potential topics to discuss, and they end up diving into a concept Mike calls "funeral bandwagoning." Continuing down his list, the two philosophers end up debating the "Rule of Two" from the Star Wars universe. Addressing another topic Mike mentioned, Danny pushes Mike to defend his harsh criticism of a famous Benjamin Franklin quote. They finish up by briefly discussing a few other potential topics, including the government reversing past laws and why people went nuts about toilet paper during the Covid-19 pandemic.

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Mitch and Mike begin by discussing the age old topic of what animals could humans take in a fist fight, going on to analyze a poll where YouGov asks that very question in regards to specific animals. Also a reminder: Fuck Bud Light and Anheuser Busch. Mitch and Mike go on to discuss the firings of Don Lemon and Tucker Carlson. They also discuss possible replacements for Tucker on Fox News. Mitch concludes the episode by discussing what he actually misses from California.

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Mitch and Mike begin my briefly revisiting the Bud Light controversy. After Mitch giving his take on the issue, they take on the philosophical argument around how you insert silverware in the dishwasher. They debate a few other dishwashing questions along with discussing how they take on the tasks of other household chores. Danny jumps in mid-episode, offering his opinions on the domestic topics. Mitch then asks the question of something you've seen in a movie that you'd like to try in real life. After Mike shares his dream of Spartan kicking someone, Danny shares a story of when he kicked a child. After several transitions, Mike describes his dream acting job. Mitch then finds Mike's IMDB page and runs it down.

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Danny and Mike discuss the controversy surrounding Bud Light. They also have a brief discussion of cancel culture in general and also discuss child combat.

On our Easter episode, Mitch and Danny begin by discussing Good Friday. They move on to discuss the attack on possible decline of the US dollar, and eventually they discuss the topic of the week: Trump's arraignment.

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On this week's episode, Mitch and Danny begin by discussing "The Mandalorian" and "Ted Lasso." They then move into current events, taking a deep dive into the recent school shooting in Nashville. After a lengthy discussion about the different layers of gun control, they discuss the pros and cons of the chaos we call the internet. They also discuss the lack of critical thinking in our culture and how things worked before the internet. The duo eventually discuss the ethics of cursing around children.

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Mitch and Mike begin by briefly discussing their thoughts on Saint Patrick's Day and how they've celebrated the holiday. This leads them to discussing how they feel about their favorite breweries finding success at the expense of personal convenience. Mike then tells the story of a recent drinking experience that went south. After a lengthy story, the two begin discussing the merits of the American tipping system man and dive deep into the topic.

Mitch discusses getting drunk with coworkers at a work function. Mike once again brings up a Grocery Gripe, bitching again about a woman who blatantly disrespects the Express Lane rules. Mitch then brings up the concept of certain societal rules that have no repercussions or consequences if you violate them, including certain unspoken driving guidelines. Mitch brings up a study that states that you are more likely to get into a car accident when texting while driving rather than drinking and driving, and they discuss. Somehow they transition to discussing how they both want to get back on the stage and act sometime soon. They also discuss how coworkers and others react to discovering that you (or someone else) is actually involved in performing arts. This evolves into the discussion of how it becomes harder to engage in the arts as you get older and have more responsibilities, and the general idea of how you prioritize your time. While reflecting on chances that they didn't take in their past, they find a strange source of inspiration who ran the numbers game. This leads to them diving into the idea of rolling the dice on sticking out a career in the entertainment industry as opposed to realizing that it is fruitless, discussing the difference between "giving up on your dreams" and "adjusting my life goals" and coming to the realization that there are things that you won't obtain despite how hard you work. Mike finishes by comparing Mitch to a Hollywood legen.