All of our teams suck, and we are going to talk about it. This week, Cassie wants to know what is up with the umps, Chris thinks Tasmania has its own language, Jesse's brain collapses due to the uneven fixture, Clarky's birthday gets ruined, and we have the most deranged Fifth Quarter yet.

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Finally, a proper f##king round of footy!  

This week, we are all back together again to dive into the ins and outs of a massive first round of footy, from contentious MRO rules and a wet weather thriller to Richmond backflips and the launch of the NODcast.  

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This week, we dive into whatever the hell Opening Round 2025 was, from cyclones to shotguns. We also complain about awful rescheduling plans, simp for Sam Taylor, wonder what the hell Pickle Juice is, and Chris and Clarky realise how little they know their co-hosts.

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This week, Lekdog steps in while Cass is away to help us wrap up our Team Previews, from the shaky Port Power to the just as shaky Western Bulldogs. We also become meteorologists, fight the Saints, and think of "Lukes" when we need "Toms".

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This week, Cassie is at the helm and leads us through the next six teams in our team reviews - from the evergreen Cats to the hopeful Roos, Jesse yells at the colour red, Chris admires Bailey Smith from afar, and Clarky has higher hopes than the rest of us for his precious Dees.

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This week, Chris takes us through the first six teams (alphabetically) in our 2025 preview. We also wonder if Joey Daniher has bought a TV yet, fly over Adelaide, have thoughts on Justin 'John' Longmuir's 'vanilla' approach, and wish for a Josh Daicos Brownlow

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We're back baby! To get ourselves amped up for the upcoming AFL season, we sit down to make some bold predictions for headlines we think we may see this year, Jesse calls for several Royal Commissions, Chris fondly remembers Burgo's Catchphrase, Clarky prays that Kozzie stays at the Dees, and Cassie fights the urge to talk about Wicked.

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It's our last episode for 2024, and we have assembled the full squad! This week, we discuss what players do in their off-season and how that may affect relationships, Jesse forgets that Petracca is Italian, Cassie starts a new love for manga, Clarky hosts a spelling bee, and Chris reboots.

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In what has been Cassie's plan from day one of joining the podcast, this week we discuss reality shows with Anna and explore all the times that footy players have leapt to the silver screen, from Big Brother to Survivor. We also throw around our ideas for an AFL-centric reality show, with most of them going very Lord of the Flies very quickly 

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Remember those AFL calendars that kept What's New? in business for years? We want to bring them into modern times and bring Anna in to help us create the ultimate 2025 Falcon Calendar, from Bailey's abs and BT's moon to the summation of Pi and Sam Switkowski in Monsters Inc.

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