With this year's top recruits having gained some game experience, we've brought in the seasoned football nerd, Lekdog, to provide his expert insights on their seasons so far. We also delve into the world of washed-up Australian comedians, Matt Guelfi being a top bloke, catching players in giant nets and Bluey.

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Class is in session, newbies! This week, we are joined by our dear friend, Joel McDonald (Dialogue Options), to help him on his journey of becoming an AFL nuffie. We also discuss the super tough games from the last round, the Bevo situation, the nexus between footy and video games and take a trip to Pandora.

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Tune in this week to hear us do our best interpretation of the Friday Night commentary team as we go off-script, get players' names wrong and talk about things not even remotely connected to AFL. We also discuss the big games and bigger marks of the last round, work out how tall Peter Wright is compared to Mewtwo, go to Columbia, and realise how boring we are

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Do good guys deserve special treatment? Should there be a bad guy tax? Have we found a loophole to make all players un-suspendable? This week, we dive into the Charlie Cameron MRO mess, bow at the feet of Harley Reid, defend the Draper dive, and Jesse wrote some limericks.

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It's a tumultuous time down at The Kennel, so this week we have put Chris on trial to answer for Bevo's sins. We also dive into some thrilling games from over the weekend, skip over a few dud ones, learn about accuracy, and speak to the king of acting.

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Bevo has pulled the surprise sub this week and put Chris on the pine, but never fear; Brod is on with some fresh legs! This week, we discuss Adelaide's splendour during Gather Round, the problems with a figure-8-shaped playing field, contentious umpiring calls, and getting sponsored by everyone's favourite streaming platform.

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The big fella from Kardinia Park, Tom Hawkins, celebrated his 350th game on the weekend, so we have brought on his biggest fan, the wonderful Em Challis, to discuss his absolutely sublime career. We also dive into some thrilling games, wash our cars and play a round of Hawkins, Hawkins, Hawkins and Hawk-Ins

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It's been a controversial week of football, with head-high bumps and players going miles out of bounds, but never fear—we are here to fix it! Join us as we dissect the big Round 2 news, work out who's related to whom and record from 40,000ft in the air

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Not even technical issues can stop us from talking about the AFL's newest lovechild, the Tasmanian Devils! This week, we discuss the newly revealed Tassie Devils guernsey and logo, wrap up the big round 2 news from nailbiters to demolition jobs, play a round of Be Gentle, It's My First Time, and roll through some very sensual sponsored content

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They said the 2024 AFL season would start with not a bang but a whimper. The footy is back, and while we weren't rapt with the structure of Opening Round, we are pumped to talk about an incredible comeback, the rising Suns, share our ladder predictions and play the first-ever game of AnimAFL!

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