The Fantasy MAP

The Fantasy MAP

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The Fantasy MAP episodes

  • Mariota, Come Back

    The lost episode that wasn't posted from last week. After trading Mariota away for Devonta Smith and a 1st Round Pick, Dave trades to get him back. But at what cost?

    1 hr 15 min
  • Mr Mike Ryan (Song)

    Coming out of my draft and I've been doing just fine

    Gotta, gotta do well because I want it all

    It started out with a trade, how did it end up like this?

    It was only a trade, it was only a trade


    Now I'm watching the game but I am scoring nothing

    While he’s dropping the ball, eights running it back

    Now they're both off my team, and my stomach is sick

    And it's all in my head, but Dave’s winning it


    [Pre-Chorus]

    all now, he gets my first

    pick now, let me be

    And I just can't win, it's killing me

    He's taking control


    [Chorus]

    Robbery, getting JAGs is not the key

    Losing through bad compromise, failing though to equalize

    But it's just the price I pay, roguery is texting me

    Lets trade my entire team, 'cause I'm Mr. Mike Ryan

    2 min
  • Mr Mike Ryan

    Coming out of my draft and I've been doing just fine

    Gotta, gotta do well because I want it all

    It started out with a trade, how did it end up like this?

    It was only a trade, it was only a trade


    Now I'm watching the game but I am scoring nothing

    While he’s dropping the ball, eights running it back

    Now they're both off my team, and my stomach is sick

    And it's all in my head, but Dave’s winning it


    [Pre-Chorus]

    all now, he gets my first

    pick now, let me be

    And I just can't win, it's killing me

    He's taking control


    [Chorus]

    Robbery, getting JAGs is not the key

    Losing through bad compromise, failing though to equalize

    But it's just the price I pay, roguery is texting me

    Lets trade my entire team, 'cause I'm Mr. Mike Ryan

    55 min
  • Around the Map

    We do like... a terrible version of Around the Horn. It gets pretty spicy for this week's Hot Take. What 2-0 team misses the playoffs, and what 0-2 team makes it? We also recap one of the craziest weeks in the league's history.

    48 min
  • The Fall of Fancy?!

    I don't know what it is about since I wasn't on it this week but my guess is the podcast has a bunch of hot takes and then discusses Fancy Footwork's unfortunate injuries, Mike Ryan's huge week, and a healthy dose of insulting me.

    1 hr 14 min
  • The Only Reason to Spend $9 on a Kicker

    Tim spent $9, nearly 3% of his cap room, on a kicker. The reason? To go to the beach. Justified.

    In this episode, we review the rookie draft, trades, and then take a look at FantasyPro's official Power Rankings of our league.

    1 hr 35 min
  • DONT TRADE WITH DAVE

    The Commish returns and everyone hates on Dave’s latest trade for like…a ridiculously long time. I can’t even remember if we talk about anything else.

    57 min
  • 2022 Rules Vote

    The gang discussed the two recent QB trades; one they loved and the other they hated. Then they discuss the 2022 Rules Proposals and their thoughts on each one.

    1 hr

About The Fantasy MAP

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A podcast for the Mid Atlantic Premiere fantasy football league. Who would publish a podcast about a single league? Fanatics. Welcome to the MAP, where the fantasy cartographers guide you to…