We play Plead The Fifth and Rebecca confesses the FIRST thing she'd do if she woke up as a man! Plus, the most ridiculous things you argue about with your significant other and an epic telemarketer-themed Birthday Spank!

Avery slid in our DM's to nominate her roommate Alex for a birthday spank, so Rebecca gives her a call to warn her ONCE AND FOR ALL to stop texting her man...who...Alex...has...never...once...texted!

We set the story straight on a super-popular song you've been singing wrong all along! Plus, is it bad to return wedding gifts and Rebecca refuses to give up her nasty-tasting lip balm even though Nathan has been begging her to for years!

Corey has a habit of talking on the phone while he's in the work bathroom, so we give him a call to let him know it's really messing with his co-workers when he handles his business...while handling his business!

We hop in the timeline time machine and take a look at some of Rebecca's most embarrassing social media posts ever! Plus a round of cover-your-ears karaoke and the nastiest hand sanitizer of all time!

Trevor's wife reached out to let us know she's not a big fan of the color he just repainted their house, so we call as a concerned neighbor down the street to let him know he should really consider re-painting it...and he's less than thrilled!

The no-holds barred account of Nathan running into John Travolta in the men's room! Plus a brand new Birthday Spank and is eating cereal without milk really a bad thing?

Garrett just found out that part of his house actually sits on his neighbor's property...and he's NOT a happy camper!

Rebecca calls Daniel after spotting his many shirtless Instagram pics & asks if he'd be interested in becoming a model & brand ambassador for her exclusive line of premium mankinis...will he take the bait?

Randy's in for a rude awakening when his new boss — a former general — gives him a courtesy call to lay out some ground rules for his first day...