Hi, I'm Kelzor, and welcome to my journey to become a slightly less fat vegan. 

Hi there, Face here. Do you want to listen to a tired white woman rail at god for twenty minutes about a book she hated? Then this is the podcast for you! Kelly gets ALL riled up about Moby-Dick, about how much it sucks, and then subsequently, how much Rory sucks. Oh, and, also, DEAN sucks. They all suck! So does this episode, probably! 

#GilmoreGirls #MobyDick 

This week, Kelly takes an offhand comment that Lorelai directs at Luke and turns it into twenty minutes of rambling after watching a three-hour movie. Is this podcast fun? ARE WE HAVING FUN YET? This week on Gilmore Girls Ru(i)n my life, we talk about West Side Story. It's fun! It's also deeply unsettling. But also FuN! 

#WestSideStory #GilmoreGirls

Today, Kelly listens to the iconic Macy Gray album "On How Life Is," which brought us such hits as "I Try," and "I Try, but with the string intro left out while Lorelai and Rory are fighting in the Pilot." Is this album any good? Do Rory and Lorelai actually like Macy Gray? Should Kelly have been listening to this album almost twenty years ago when she was listening to a lot of other stuff like it? Find out! 

#GilmoreGirls #MacyGray