This episode is brought to you by FedEx, specifically the warehouse where they store all the drugs, firearms, and money that are confiscated from bags they pick out. We talk about drug testing, how long it takes for different drugs to not test positive and that lacing drugs is bad, mmmk. We talk how to seduce a program director, and the different tiers of male sexual market value. And yes, my bags made it to their destination without getting picked, don't worry.