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In this episode Dr. Ken’s moves back to NY and has a mental breakdown. We talk having to prioritize saving military dogs over human lives, dating in NY vs the Midwest, online dating, the best dating apps (hinge vs bumble vs tinder), and how to deal with rejection. And that having the word "doctor" on your online dating profile is kinda helpful.

Dr. Gabriel tells us his study strategy for Step 2, test anxiety, and how competitive each specialty is. We discuss unfilled spots in residencies and what that means as well as the 3 types of medical students and where each wants to go to residency.

We also talk Mormans, weird cults, and the best documentaries for them on Netflix right now. The Mormon one is called Keep sweet, pray, and obey. We also reveal the magic bullet for getting Latina women, and it’s surprisingly not walking around with a rose in your mouth.

And we talk about the surgery that can make you taller. Actor Rich Rotella received cosmetic limb lengthening surgery and we go into the recovery, surgery process, and the price.

Bone lengthening https://people.com/health/actor-rich-rotella-has-cosmetic-limb-lengthening-surgery/

In this episode the docs talk about Dr. Ken’s vacation to France before he enters the gates of hell (internal medicine residency in New York), the difference between New York and Paris, Elon Musk showing his penis, idolizing people, and Elon Musk fan boys. They also discuss the man with an incurable genetic condition who sold his sperm to lesbians on social media.

Fragile X syndrome.

Headlines covered in this one: https://www.theguardian.com/society/2022/may/31/uk-sperm-donor-genetic-condition-banned-contacting-children-fragile-x-syndrome

In this episode we bring back Gabriel, the man once struck with the mighty yellow fever, to regale us with more stories. He tells us of the program director cheating on his wife with another man, his California hook up, his transition to becoming Mexican, and together we learn a little bit more about our sexuality. On a productive note, we also talk when tutors are worth it, medical conferences (such as ACEP and APA) are worth it for medical students, what you have to gain there, and how you can do it.

In this episode the docs talk about Roe vs Wade, the male contraception pill in development, a chiropractor saving the life of a man on a airplane by giving him an adjustment, and the time a doctor started sucking a patient’s breast.

Headlines we cover in this one:

https://www.acs.org/content/acs/en/pressroom/newsreleases/2022/march/non-hormonal-pill-could-soon-expand-mens-birth-control-options.html

In this episode we talk about regulars on the suicide hotline, if nurse practitioners are the same as doctors, the bonus that healthcare workers are receiving, and Dr. Trevor and Dr. Ken taking way too many edibles this week. We also discuss the New York subway shooting, how easy it is to make youtube videos, and why Dr. Trevor harasses girls on the street / tries to pick up women / tries to be a cool pick up artist guy.

In this episode the boys talk about seizures, how they are due to demonic possession, how to tell if someone is faking a seizure, and we react to a news anchor having a seizure on-air (and we do not laugh at it, we simply discuss the seizure, as doctors do). We also talk unionization of physicians and what ones responsibility is to stop a friend from simping.

Definition of simping: "someone who does way too much for a person they like"

Current events in this one:

More people may be hospitalized with low sodium levels due to climate change

10 years after on-air seizure, former Madison anchor advocates epilepsy awareness

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wTKx3orfZ8A

Sex God Susan Bratton speaks with us incels about what women want, how to pleasure women, and how to stop your relationship from becoming stale, boring and asexual. We also talk about what men want, why this whole sex and relationship thing is difficult in the first place, and how it doesn't have to be that way.

In this episode the boys talk about how to impress during clinical rotations, matching to residency in New York, the match algorithm and why it’s broken, the amount of money residents make, and rent control. We also talk how to know if your mentor is good, crack patients, the price of a CT machine, and a mistake you’re probably making every day that is limiting your potential and your enjoyment of life.

In this episode we celebrate Dr. Ken officially matching into a residency. We talk medical school interviews and red flags in interviews. Trevor learns how expensive plan B pills are, we discuss if the average person should carry around narcan at all times. Finally we talk the match algorithm, the SOAP, and that St. Georges University and Caribbean medical schools only care about one thing, and hint hint it's not your dreams or well-being! who would have thought!? a large corporation like that? YOURE KIDDING! IM SHOOK!

CURRENT EVENT WE COVER IN THIS ONE:

(CNN HEALTH): Alternative sweeteners in your drinks can help with weight and diabetes risk, study says

(CNN HEALTH): Weekly food to add to the diet to make it better