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  • Dr. T: The Most Important Medical Discovery Ever? or Fake?

    Dr. T has a chiropractic degree, a Bachelor of Science degree in human biology, is a certified clinical hypnotherapist and a certified massage therapist. He runs a remote healing service that uses "Focused intention, Angels, and Quantum Physics". But I forgot to ask what he is a doctor of.

    We talk about how one uses quantum physics and angels as treatment, the utility of alternative medicine, the utility of meditation and breathing techniques, whether either has a place in modern medicine, and he demonstrates a "healing blast" on me at the end. 

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    1 hr 26 min
  • God Does Colonoscopies

    In this episode we cover the COVID booster having a $100 incentive in New York, patient's seeing ghosts coming through their walls at night, and the abuse of residents in the medical system. Finally, we learn that God does in fact do colonoscopies and Dr. Trevor shares the stoic quotes that get him through tough times.

    58 min
  • The Meaning of Your Life: with BS Free MD

    I talk with the BS Free MD podcast in this one. It may be the most difficult time in human history to find meaning and fulfillment in your life, how do you live a life that leaves you happy and fullfilled? 

    We discuss why people who have so little in third world countries tend to have so much more joy in their lives compared to ours. We also talk about whether marriage is good anymore and how to have a successful marriage (if that's something you're into). Finally, we talk about faith, why it has been integral throughout all of human history, and why it is at one of it's lowest points today.

    1 hr 6 min
  • Discrimination Saves Lives!

    In this episode the boys discuss whether someone's race matters, remaining calm in a procedure you've never done before, and the most emotional moments in the emergency room, the ones that hit doctors the hardest.

    1 hr 1 min
  • Doctors Committing Crimes

    In this episode we talk about the sexual tendencies of homosexual men and how that effects their health. We talk about the last Amish warrior, and the most unprofessional behavior that we witnessed as medical students. Spoiler: they are egregious crimes.

    Headlines we cover in this one:

    Teacher accused of illegally giving teen COVID vaccine

    3 seconds of exercise per day is all you need

    56 min
  • The Best Doctor when the Apocalypse Hits

    In this episode we discuss what type of doctor will be best to have if the world was ending. We also talk about how sad you have to be for doctors to shock your brain, gay men cannot give blood, and some stories from the hospital.

     

    Headlines we cover in this one:

    Virginia mom hikes through snowy woods to deliver her baby

    Houston-area mom arrested after being accused of putting son in trunk because he had COVID-19

    Red Cross declares 1st national blood crisis; says donations urgently needed

    Genetically modified pig organs for humans

    1 hr 2 min
  • Squirrel Survival: a Meta-analysis

    Does the masturbation of squirrels correlate with their survival?? The answer may surprise you! 

    In this episode we solve the American healthcare and insurance crisis. We talk about David Goggins vs. Jocko Willink, Rabies numbers exploding in the United States, and the endurance of studying for medical exams. Trevor gives his day-to-day schedule, Ken gives The Salt Hypothesis, and we leave you with whimsical advice. 

     

    Headlines covered in this episode:

    NHL equipment manager says fan at arena alerted him to melanoma.  

    For every pound of weight loss, you can expect to see a decrease in their blood pressure by about 1mmHg 

    59 min
  • The Butt Parasite Test

    In this episode, we talk about the diagnosis that consists of putting scotch tape on your a** hole.  

    We talk about how New Year's resolutions are not corny, but are totally rad.  We go over what category of seduction we are in Robert Greene’s book The Art of Seduction, the time Ken treated an elephant in the ED, and the great resignation of nurses and how that’s going to suck. And we present our ideas on how we to reward scientists who discover important things from this point on.  Noooo we don’t say "with hoes", we don’t say that. Stop guessing, no one likes a good guesser. And you guessed wrong anyway. 

     

    Headlines we cover in this one:

    FDA authorizes 1st antiviral pill for COVID.  

    The scientist in Botswana who identified omicron was saddened by the world's reaction 

    Nigeria destroyed more the 1 million Covid vaccines that expired donated by rich nations. 

    57 min
  • Gregor Mendel's Hoes

    In this episode we talk about our numbers blowing up, how primitive some diagnoses are, such as poking the problem with a stick. We talk if tutors are worth it, how to overcome insecurity and how to feel that you bring something of value to people. We answer "Is Medical School Hard?", and we imagine a world where Gregor Mendel, the botanist who cross bred peas, instead got bitches.

    1 hr 5 min
  • Chinese Restaurant Syndrome

    In this episode the boys are back in town. Ken talks about rumors getting around about him at his new hospital. We talk Omicron variant, MSG, and “Chinese Restaurant Syndrome”. Trevor almost shits his pants, is offered sex, and his new mentor is an Italian mobster physician guy. Fuck NY buses. Fuck some Airbnb's, and we explain how interviews work for residency. We also bear witness to the rampant butt kissing and awkwardness of med students during residency interviews.

    1 hr 25 min

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Two anonymous physicians share their stories and unfiltered thoughts on the world, medicine, mental health, the pandemic, and the latest current events.