Isaac and Owen from The Fifth Trooper Podcast join Mike and Evan to air grievances about Legion and other things in this much-shorter than usual episode with even fewer (YES I SAID FEWER) useful bits of information than usual. Mike questions the legitimacy of "Nyquil Chicken," Owen questions whether Star Wars Eclipse is even real, Isaac questions what the guy in line at Starbucks REALLY knows about public health, and Evan questions the TV viewing habits of his co-hosts...and also, whether there is literally any hope at all.

00:00 Introduction and Soda Delivery Systems 08:12 Introduction to Festivus 11:07 Mike Grievance 1: Star Wars False Starts 14:09 Owen Grievance 1: Issues with Sprues 20:12 Isaac Grievance 1: Shattered Realism 26:34 Evan Grievance 1: Militant Legion Hipsterism 30:50 Mike Grievance 2: Early Access Video Games 38:51 Owen Grievance 2: Mike Barry 41:39 Isaac Grievance 2: Mandalorians Don't Feel Good 44:52 Evan Grievance 2: Misinformation in Social Media 53:43 Mike Grievance 3: The Auto Industry 56:38 Owen Grievance 3: Not ENOUGH SW Holiday Special Watchers 01:00:13 Isaac Grievance 3: Overdue Legion Units 01:02:28 Evan Grievance 3: Corps vs. Core, Fewer vs. Less, Evan vs. his own blog 01:09:21 C3LP's Holiday Grievances