It's the Grand Final all Victorians were dreaming of! The first Grand Final since 2011 to not feature an interstate club... played interstate. We discuss the big game, as well as the week just gone in what is our final episode of the season!

Week one of the finals is in the book, and boy it's one of the best we've ever seen... but where to now for the clubs who haven't made it? Is the Geelong-Chris Scott relationship on the rocks, and why are the footy gods so cruel... all this and more!

In the lead up to finals we discuss the career of Jack Watts, the possibility of Port going out in straight sets, why Essendon need Ben Brown, and more

With no footy this weekend the boys look ahead to see what needs to happen to revive Essendon, the flag smokey to watch out for, and they dare compare a modern day player to the great Ablett Sr!

This week the boy's chat John Worsfold's horrible 2020, the winners and losers of the 2018 draft, and the strange re-signing of Shaun Burgoyne for another season..

After a week off the boys are refreshed and ready to tackle the biggest issues in the game.

It's a bumper episode as we struggle to fit it all in! Each club's most underrated players, Collingwood's bad press, Richmond's bad rep and more...

The Festival of Footy is over; we can breathe! It's back to "normal" for two weeks before another festival begins! This week the boys chat the potential of Mason Cox at North Melbourne, Richmond's ability to "kill" football clubs, and each club's best player over the last five years!

Technical difficulties and a delayed release! With the 1991 AFL draft being quite poor, aside from two gold picks, the boys have abandoned that concept and have decided to tackle each club's best player in 5 years time, as well as hyping up Dan Butler and Max Verstappen, and jumping on the 'Josh Caddy is an idiot' wagon!

All three Fifth Quartermaines are back to dissect the latest week of footy, including the hero of 2020 Majak Daw, the rise of Freo's young midfield, redrafting the 1992 AFL draft and call for the AFL to burn the rulebook and start again. All this and more...