This time we advise you on how to deal with procrastination.

Another Oscars has come and gone and we have nothing left to do but pick up the pieces of our shattered lives and move forward hoping that the coming spring shall, at long last, bring deliverance from the dark winter of our souls. There were winners, there were losers, there were dogs, and there were ponies. We learned a lot about each other, and just a little bit about ourselves. In the end, all that remained was silence.

Movies are like food. Sometimes you are in the mood for a steak, sometimes only a microwave burrito will do.

This week, we discuss the amazingly popular, but surprisingly nutrient bereft world of fast food movies. They aren't particularly good, or good for you, but by GOD people love them.

that? All you have to do is call or e-mail us. If you live in the US, or

any place that makes calling the US easy, just dial 512-666-RANT and

leave us a voicemail. We will read the Google Voice transcript and play

your message. It's both funny AND informative.

The_Film_Thugs. You can leave a message, or someone might actually

answer.

you send us, or you can e-mail [email protected] to be part of  an

upcoming "Ask the Film Thugs" show, where we answer questions on any

subject without having heard them first.

pay us. That's right. You won't have to pay a PENNY extra, and

Amazon/Onnit/Teefury will give us a little taste.

 

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