Free Attorneys! Get your Free Attorneys, here! Here at The Fine Print with Attorney Jen Routte we believe so strongly that everyone needs an attorney, that this week we are talking about how to maximize your relationship with your existing attorney, or if you can't afford an attorney, where you can seek free legal help from actual attorneys!

Generally speaking the Real Estate market right now is a Sellers Market. Which means there are tons of buyers and not much inventory. This situation causes all kinds of legal weirdness. Fortunately we have Attorney Jen Routte and Jason Mertens from The Mertens Guide to Homeownership podcast to help us understand it!

Attorneys get paid in lots and lots and lots and lots of ways... many of them are legal too! This week, we talk about how Lawyers get paid, what kind of fees they are allowed to charge, who regulates those fees, and to what degree! Money talks on this episode of The Fine Print with Attorney Jen Routte!

We would love to tell you that this episode is about Confidentiality. We would love to tell you that we discuss what lawyers can and can't divulge about their clients, or what clients can, can't, should and shouldn't divulge to their lawyers. We would love to tell you that on this episode of The Fine Print with Attorney Jen Routte we discuss all this, and more... but we can't. It's Confidential.

If you are like everyone else on the planet, you are going to die someday. Sorry to be a downer, but it's true. When you do shuffle off this mortal coil, you will (hopefully) leave a bunch of money behind. What happens to that money? Who gets it? How do you make sure any of your final wishes are filled? What is the meaning of life? 2 of these questions will be answered on this weeks The Fine Print with Attorney Jen Routte!

We love dogs! Dogs are great! But occasionally, dogs and people don't see eye to eye, and in these situations, bites happen. Typically though it's the dogs that bite the people, and not the other way around, and that is precisely where this episode of The Fine Print With Attorney Jen Routte takes off! What are the legal ramifications when the dog bites? How can you protect yourself legally?

Recently (at the time of this recording) we confirmed a new Justice to the Supreme Court of the United States, or SCOTUS. So how does one become a Supreme Court Justice, or SCJOTUS(???)? Simple! It's complicated! This week, we describe how a simple, lowly, humble lawyer, can grow up, eat their Wheaties, and conquer the Judicial System to become SUPREME COURT JUSTICE!!!

Good lawyers arent born, they're forged in the white hot fires of Law School! This week on The Fine Print with Attorney Jen Routte, we talk about the path to becoming a lawyer. How does one go from being a mere mortal, to one of the most powerful beings in the known universe? What the hell is the Bar Exam? Why are the families of law students warned about extreme behavior swings? All will be answered in this weeks episode: LAW SCHOOL!!!

Everything in this episode is heresay. Which is absolutely untrue, but mostly because the word is misused frequently. This week we talk about common legal misconceptions, some are from movies, and TV, others are simply just misunderstandings, and others are wildly off-base. Which is which? YOU DECIDE! SORT OF! ON THIS WEEKS THE FINE PRINT WITH ATTORNEY JEN ROUTTE!

Scam me once, shame on you, scam me... uh... twice... um... and uh... you know... the scamee can't be scammed again. This week, we talk about scams... a little. We talk about a lot of other things too, so it's not like wall-to-wall scam talk or anything. But it's pretty scam oriented, and the stuff that isn't scam-related is still both legal-related and interesting. I digress: Scams is the game, so scams is the name! And now, I'm going to type out some nonsense! Skittleebeeboppbananafanna-plantifantiskippymaroo! It's my podcast! I can do what I want!