The Fireside Chat ORIGINAL

Wharfie Time. NFL. Hyrox. Cafe at Auschwitz. 25th anniversary of 9/11. Zookeeper redundancies. Safe deposit box. 11 secret herbs & spices. Agony Aunt. Albo podcast appearances. The Onion vs Betoota. Bayeux Tapestry. Super Hans new book.

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Bizza shapes. Biscuit talk. Hostile takeover talk. Robots. Planning permission fail. Oompa Loompa. Harry Potter. Eton. TV talk. Fart station. Murderer's funny name. Radiohead. GTA VI trailer. Tesla bumper sticker. Alex's scams. American Express ad. Mercator projection. Far-right in Germany.

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Sophie's choice. Chilli. Job opportunity. Being ultra-rich. 1930s parenting handbook. Matt beating a child at video games. Census. Population conspiracy theory. Life in the UK test. Life in Australia test. Obama's new podcast. Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy. House of the Dragon. Australian TV. Push mower. Peter Dutton.

Asbestos. Good Samaritan. Rod Liddle. Being unaware of news. Old men complaining about clouds. Smart homes. Smart watches. Buttons. One-star reviews. Gorillas. Libraries. KFC postie. Colonel Sanders. Jetstar. Traveling with kids. CIA gold bar scandal update. Bring your dad to school. Italian reconciliation tax.

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Icks. The American Diarrhoea Crisis. Melted ice cream. Biscuit news. Sick leave. Heatwaves. Farage. Nursing home escape. Curry allergy. Magician party. Breakfast TV hosts. Gambling. Nude Rage Against The Machine.

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Napoleonic warfare. Queensland. Fried food innovations. Library restrictions. Ed gets seasick. Theme parks. Fantasy reenactments. Smartarse at work. Tesla. Breakfast guy. Husbands in toilets. Jackass. Tapping on with your phone. Summer penis. Game of Thrones.

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Jelly beans. Dr Karl. Impromptu keyboardist. James Bond. Couch multiplayer. Internet forums. Waiting. Social media bans. Japanese royal family. UK royal family. Terracotta warriors. Tradie murder witness. No comment. Police buffoonery. Microwave rice. Live cycling accident video watchalong. Boomer mindset. Call centre techniques.

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Live analytics reveal. Goatse. New restaurant. Foot guys. CIA heist. Gold and silver as stores of value. Magic Myki. Corner shop update. Memories of getting mugged. Picking fights with the wrong guys. Sneaking in a name change at your wedding. Cheese cake. Enhanced Games. Alex went to the football twice. Matt went to a victory parade. Back to footy chat. Bird masturbation. Wrong Uber. Local government. UK politics (sorry).

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Computers are bad now. Hemorrhoids. Builders. Aquarium update. Ballmaxxing. Plumber's crack. Complainers. Callers. Free Asange. Review defamation. Melbourne bootleg wars. Board games. Michelle Obama in conversation with Annabel Crabb. Meghan Markle's TV show. Cooking lies. American cooking culture. Bad posture. Spitting. Inappropriately-named business. 30 Rock.

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Japanese toilets. Docklands Star. KFC train. Attacking delivery robots. China. RIP Jeeves. Claude. RIP self-serve soft drink machines. Outhouse collapse. Neo-feudalism. Yanis Varoufakis. British politics. More poo stories. Bowel cancer. Fritz. Peanut butter. What makes people listen to this show. Microplastics. Recycling. Gas leak. Alex's Grill'd go-to. Divorced dad sleepover. More McDonald's. Pointless story.

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