The firsttimewatchers's Podcast

In which our intrepid trio bring back a classic discussion from our Episode 200 extravaganza. The breakdown of The Room was from early 2016 when we brought on regular contributor Mark Hurne to help us figure out what exactly was in the mind of Tommy Wiseau while making this film. Mark also points out what it was like to watch this 2 times in a row.  Please follow Mark on twitter @MarkHurne and take at look at his reviews on Letterboxd.  

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In which our intrepid trio combine all our resources to try to stop the podcast assassin himself, Will from the Exploding Heliicopter podcast. Please follow Will on twitter @ChopperFireball and listen to his show on iTunes! 

Yay/Nay (6:27) Devil (2010) • The Thomas Crowne Affair • American Vandal (Netflix) • Flesh + Blood • High Tension • Three Billboards Outside Ebbing Missouri • The Empire Strikes Back • 

Trailer Hitches (22:34) You Were Never Really Here • Altered Carbon (Netflix) • Journey's End • 

Main Review (34:40) 

Spoilers (1:01:57)

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Second Time Watchers is back! Our intrepid trio travel back to the dark forest of Walters childhood to revisit this influential and moody Don Bluth classic. How does it hold up to his nostalgia? Listen to find out!

Yay/Nay (1:34) Dredd • Jonah Hex • The Punisher (Netflix) • Iris (2014) • Lady Bird • The Villainess • Star Wars A New Hope • Gamer • Sunrise (1927) • Brigsby Bear • Big Hero 6 • The Big Sick • 

Movie Battle Royale (30:01) Green Mile v Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back • Kill Bill Vol 1 v Evan Almighty • Raiders of the Lost Ark v Constantine • Kill Bill Vol 1 v Quantum of Solace • Men in Black 2 v Silence of the Lambs • 

Main Review (40:28) 

Outro/Bonus Avenger Infinity War Trailer Talk (1:17:56) 

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In which our intrepid trio are united with the podcaster with the real super powers, DJ Valentine of the Simplistic Review Podcast. For all comic book and super musings, please follow DJ on twitter @TryingToBeDJV. Also, listen to his show on iTunes and follow them on twitter @SimpleTweeters.  

Yay/Nay (2:46) Geostorm (aka THE GREATEST MOVIE OF ALL TIME) • The Punisher • Se7en • Zodiac • Rogue One • Free Fire • Wind River • Stranger Things S2 • Mudbound • Inherent Vice • Your Name • 

Trailer Hitches (26:51) Rampage • A Quiet Place • The Commuter • 

Main Review (41:18) 

Spoilers (1:12:31) 

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In which our intrepid trio are down one since Hermano decided to wreak unknown vengeance on another family. But joining us tonight in our desperate search for answers and survival is the wonderful Neil Ramjee from FilmSeekers.com. Please follow Neil on twitter @NeilRamjee and listen to the FilmSeekers Podcast on iTunes and follow them on twitter @FilmSeekers. 

Yay/Nay (9:56) Krisha • Paddington 2 • Scouts Guide to the Zombie Apocalypse • Casablanca • Speckles: The Tarbosaurus • Baahubali 2: The Conclusion • Ed Wood • Girls Trip • The Meyerowitz Stories • Summer Hours • 

Trailer Hitches (29:26) Wrinkle in Time • Deadpool 2 • The Greatest Showman • 

Main Review (45:35) 

Spoilers (1:11:56) 

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In which our intrepid trio double cross each other via phone calls and not much else as we strap ourselves into this high-octane Netflix original film. 

Yay/Nay (3:36)Thor Ragnarok • Baahubali The Beginning • Stolen • Inside Llewyn Davis • The Cure • Certain Women • The Deuce • Lady Macbeth • Stranger Things S2 • Prom Night (1980) • The Slumber Party Massacre • 

Trailer Hitches (31:08) The Post • Pottersville • Newness • 

Main Review (45:35)

Spoilers (1:11:14)

BONUS: Mindhunter (Netflix) talk w/ spoilers (1:22:01)

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In which our intrepid trio cut holes in our sheets (but only one hole and not in the place you would think...) and are joined by Marke Hurne from CriterionCast.com to discuss one of the more praised films from this eariler this year. Please follow Mark on twitter @MarkHurne for all your Criterion lovin'. 

Yay/Nay (4:10) [REC] 1-4 • Rear Window • Hellraiser • The Legend of Hell House • Stranger Things S2 • Mindhunter • Night of the Living Dead • Day of the Dead • 

Marks Criterion 101 (20:50) Mark hands the reigns to the three of us this time to recommend some Criterion films for the upcoming holiday seasons. We also bring up some classics that have been recently added to the Criterion Collection that may help with your shopping. 

Main Review (41:40) 

Spoilers (1:08:14) 

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In which our intrepid trio swap faces and wander about an evil surgeon's house in an attempt to break down this 1960 French horror film. 

Yay/Nay (10:01) Dead Ringers • It Stains The Sands Red • Band Aid • Geostorm (aka The Greatest Film of All Time) • Mindhunter • Brawl In Cell Block 99 • Gordon Ramsay On Cocaine • Won't You Come Home, Bones Bailey? (short film) • 

Trailer Hitches (30:37) I, Tonya • 24 Hours To Live • Pacific Rim Uprising • 

Main Review (43:48) 

Spoilers (1:09:54) 

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In which our intrepid trio are drenched in red as we dive into one of the most iconic cult horror films of all time, Suspiria. We were lucky enough to attend a special 35mm screening of a recently discovered uncut Italian print. 

Yay/Nay (1:46) Train to Busan • Mother of Tears • Inferno • The Babysitter • The Innkeepers • Fifty Shades Darker • Lore (tv show) • 

Movie Battle Royale (21:07) Finding Nemo v The Mask • Kindergarten Kop v A Few Good Men • Saw 3 v The Professional • The Usual Suspects v Prometheus • Karate Kid v Who Framed Roger Rabbit • 

Main Review (32:44) 

Spoilers (1:06:20) 

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In which our intrepid trio try to hunt down the truth of ourselves, our pasts, and our futures as we discuss the latest film of one of our favorite living directors. Joining us tonight is the man who will look into your eyes and tell you the hard truth, Andrew Johnson. Please follow Andrew on twitter @WriterAndrew for all of his latest hot takes. 

Yay/Nay (1:31) A Nightmare on Elm Street • Blade Runner • Kong Skull Island • Baa Baa Land • Paint Drying • Allied • Psycho 2 • Dead Alive (aka Braindead) • The Eyes of My Mother • 

Andrews Hot Takes (23:54) Andrew discusses one of the sequels to Childs Play and argues that it is as good as, if not better, than the original film. This also leads us to bring up some of our personal favorite 80s slasher films. 

Main Review WITH SPOILERS (39:49) 

Outro/B-Roll/Last Jedi Trailer Talk (1:30:24) 

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