In which our intrepid trio travel to the depths of the internet and come out the other side covered in feathers as we discuss one of the most unusual stories we have seen in quite some time.  

Yay/Nay (5:59) No Country For Old Men • Power Rangers • The Stunt Man • LA Confidential • Edge Of Seventeen • 

Trailer Hitches (25:46) A Ghost Story • It • Best F(r)iends • 

Main Review WITH SPOILERS! (48:00) 

Outro/B-Roll (1:17:02)

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In which our intrepid trio wade carefully into the dark territories that is Paul Verhoeven's controversial 2016 film and also demand that Emma Stone immediately return her Oscar. 

Yay/Nay (1:52) The Gong Show • Gladiator • Unforgiven • The Americans S3 • The Love Witch • Toy Story 2 • Train To Busan • 

Movie Battle Royale (25:36) Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure v The Blues Brothers • Shoot 'Em Up v Deuce Bigelow • The Matrix v X-Men 2 • Step Brothers v Con Air • 40 Year Old Virgin v 28 Days Later •  

Main Review (36:16)

Spoilers (57:45)

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In which our intrepid trio are joined by Richard Newby (and his puppies) of AudiencesEverywhere.net to hunt down some awful people and cut off their nipples. Please visit Richards site and follow him on twitter @RICHARDLNEWBY. Be sure to ask how his dogs are doing ;-)

Yay/Nay (2:58) Kong Skull Island • Fist Of Legend • Neighbors 2 Sorority Rising • Die Hard 2 • The Last Of Us (video game) • Loving • Logan • 

Trailer Hitches (23:42) Wonder Woman • Atomic Blonde • Blade Runner 2049 • Baby Driver • 

Main Review (41:38) 

Spoilers (1:06:08)  

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In which our intrepid trio perform gun acrobatics and gesticulate wildly as we continue our Revenge Series (or do we?) with the classic 1986 John Woo film.  

Yay/Nay (4:51) Revenge of the Nerds 2 • The Edge of Seventeen • Near Dark • One False Move • The Raid • The Raid 2 • Cop Land • Captive (short film) • 

Trailer Hitches (29:15) The Bad Batch • Five Came Back • Painless • 

Main Review (42:28)

Spoilers (1:03:48)

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In which our intrepid trio are down one due to Hermano trying to emulate the titular character by dying his beard and wandering about the desert with an old man. However, Bubbawheat from FlightsTightsAndMovieNights.com joins us as superhero/comic book films are right in his wheelhouse! Please follow him on twitter @Bubbawheat and listen to his shows on iTunes!  

Beware, this episode is spoiler-ific!   

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