We chat why Jaydee Canvot might just have become essential, why we're not captaining assist merchant Bruno Fernandes and why we've got the best WC35 team that you've not seen.

From Hermansen to Danso, Casemiro to Xavi, and Bowen to Isak, if you've got the free hit chip activated and you're looking for some spicy differentials, you've come to the right place.

Best Free Hit picks, best transfers, and best captain. From Rayan Cherki to Adrian Truffert, James Hill to Enzo Fernandez and Noah Okafor to Zian Flemming, we've got you covered (probably not that last one).

You'd have to be crazy to use a wildcard to remove Arsenal & Liverpool players like Gabriel, Timber, Raya, VVD, Szobo, Ekitike for NPCs from Brighton & Leeds like Wieffer, Ampadu, Kadıoğlu and Bijol. No one is stupid enough to do this. That's where we come in.We also discuss Tavernier, Senesi, Hill, Palmer, Pedro, Semenyo, Haaland, O'Reilly and of course, Danny "Dat Guy Welbz" Welbeck

The best picks in GW31 for those thinking short term AND those looking more long term. Everyone from Radu Dragusin to Matheus Cunha to Jarrod Bowen, if there's a player you're thinking about, we got you. Like, share and subscribe.

The Igor Tudor era (error) is coming to an end and we're going all in on Liverpool. Or are we? Tune in to find out as we chat Ekitike, Salah, Wirtz, Szobo, Haaland, Semenyo, Bruno, Mbeumo, Joao Pedro, Igor Thiago, Marcos Senesi, James Hill, and even Jarrod Bowen. Someone has to do it.

We're back to discuss plans leading up to GW31 and beyond, best midfielders and defenders, Van Dijk and Nico O'Reilly being essential, Elliott Anderson being the best/worst/best thing to happen to FPL, and we invite the 3rd best captaincy picker in the whole World to tell us who he's capping this week. Spoiler alert - it's not Bruno Fernandes, and it's not Erling Haaland.

We discuss double GW26, the best Saka replacements from Rice to Rogers to Enzo to Mbeumo, how Elliot Anderson keeps scamming points, why Florian Wirtz is guaranteed to blank this week (it's science), and the best captain if you're not feeling boring Bruno Fernandes.

Wildcarding this early in the season is just so risky. No sensible FPL manager would do it. That's where we come in. We also discuss why we're probably not captaining the pen merchant from Manchester, just so we can captain the other pen merchant from Manchester. We also talk Haaland, Semenyo, Mbeumo, Joao Pedro, and much more.

Foden and Haaland useless. Bruno G and Tavernier injured. Man United playing 4 defenders again. Everything is going wrong. Pure FPL chaos.But chaos isn't a pit. Chaos is a ladder. Many who try to climb it fail. Some refuse to climb and cling on to their free transfers. Not us though.