Recorded atop Pride Rock. Hakuna Matata. 

The Lion King: 00:00

The Lion King II: Simba's Pride: 1:16:21

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Happy New Year! Enjoy this Franchise Update for 2025 films. Recorded last week.

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ending 2024 with a smile

Smile: 00:00

Smile 2: 1:06:30

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We did it! We finished Ernest, and now it's time to rank them! This episode is dedicated to Matty Ragz, for watching along with us. I hope you all enjoy the holidays. 

Slam Dunk: 00:00

Africa: 27:37

Army: 52:44

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Ernest has inspired a lot of whining

Rides Again: 00:00

Goes to School: 44:22

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2 more Ernests, featuring special guest ShutUpTim! Check us out on Bluesky, I guess.

Jail: 00:00

Scared Stupid: 1:13:00

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We finally made it to Ernest

Camp: 00:00

Christmas: 57:11

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We have a new franchise!

Gladiator: 00:00

Gladiiator: 1:06:00

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Was Harley Quinn really pregnant? Was that meant to be Heath Ledger's Joker at the end? Why did Todd Phillips direct the actors to sing poorly? Find out in this episode! Or don't, because we have zero idea. 

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Guest time! Aaron Farinelli (Whale Fall) joins us to talk about THE THING. Sadly, that Carpenter one got sandwiched between those 2 nobody has seen. But we rank Carpenter and have a great time, so you better as well. Or else. 

(Logan uses the wrong mic for the first 17 minutes)

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The Thing from Another World: 00:00

The Thing (1982): 39:04

The Thing (2011): 1:34:19