This week I talk about equal pay in women's football and the new Aziz Ansari special. Also SPOILER ALERT, I've had a couple of whiskeys so I'm a bit drunk.

Weird thing happened to me this week. I was walking the dog and a child ran up to me and told me his friend had been stabbed. Turns out he hadn't been stabbed at all, but tune in to hear the full story.

20 episodes in! Who'd have thought I'd have bothered with this for so long. What started out as an exciting new podcast has since grown exponentially into a mild convenience. Thank you to my loyal listeners, I love you both.

Happy Father's Day! Let's talk shop: I've been to Centre Parts, driven to Oxford, chatted to audience members, and watched the Tory Leadership Election. Boris Johnson, good lord.

New podcast about straight pride and the England Lionesses. Remember to like and subscribe and stuff.

Brace yourself, Love Island is back!

Theresa May is resigning so I'll be talking about that for a bit, but then we're mixing it up with 15 mins of brand new, never before heard material recorded on Wednesday. Enjoy x

Jeremy Kyle has been cancelled and people round the country are protesting by lobbing milkshakes at right wing politicians, or something, I dunno, I don't pay much attention to be honest.

I said we'd get a guest on soon, and we finally have. Simon Lomas and I had a chat backstage at Hot Water Comedy Club, where I gave my thoughts on the recent Danny Baker incident, and he didn't say anything for fear of being controversial.

Happy Bank Holiday! This one's a shorter episode than normal but features bank holiday ramblings about Kim Kardashian as a lawyer and the Caster Semenya controversy.