This week, I wrote about how I take Ozempic for the express purpose of being svelte, and a few hours later, WeightWatchers announced that it was filing for bankruptcy. You’re welcome. I’m happy to have lived to see the end of the program, which was like Alcoholics Anonymous for overweight people, in that there were weekly meetings to stay accountable, but with an inane points system that never seemed to deliver. Anyway, my piece about Ozempic is what we call in the business a talker: I’ve been interested in all of the comments about my decision, and what it means. It’s like free therapy. Please keep weighing in!
Here’s what else I’ve been chewing on, since, as you know, I don’t chew on much else:
Is Bill Belichick Getting #HeToo-ed?There’s an entire genre in 17th-century Dutch Golden Age painting dedicated to “unequal lovers,” which shows gnarled older men holding sacks of gold, leering toward their young, pale maidens. It’s a tale as old as time: A cradle robber and a grave robber get together, and everyone else has something to say about it. We can never seem to decide: Who exactly is doing the exploiting? The older man clawing his way back in time via a partner who is half his age? Or the seductress who found a doddering old man to leverage for riches, or at least a designer bag?
Which brings us to the famous, and famously gruff, former New England Patriots coach Bill Belichick and his much younger girlfriend, who has him wrapped around her manicured finger. Her name is Jordon Hudson, she’s a former cheerleader, and she is 24. Belichik is 73, which means he and his girlfriend are 49 years apart. He could be her dad, but he could also be her granddad.
In his new book—The Art of Winning, published Tuesday—Belichick calls Hudson his “creative muse”; on Instagram, she recently called him her “twin flame.” Observers of the relationship, which has existed for two years, have come up with a few more labels. He’s an old fool, and she’s a gold digger and also: controlling, a distraction, a runaway train, an amateur and a know-it-all.
Geez, can’t a girl get rich the old-fashioned way anymore?
Bill Belichick appears with his girlfriend, Jordon Hudson. (Kevin Mazur via Getty Images)
The condemnation began late last month, when Tony Dokoupil interviewed Belichick on CBS Sunday Morning. Dokoupil later said Hudson was a “constant presence.” (To be fair, Hudson is Belichick’s de facto PR rep, and according to her email signature, the “chief operating officer of Belichick Productions”—a position she’s held since at least December.) When Dokoupil asked Belichick how he met his girlfriend, she was having none of it. “We’re not talking about this,” she shot back from her perch behind a desk, red lips pursed.
Belichick put out a statement after the segment aired saying Hudson was simply “doing her job.”
Since the Sunday Morning meltdown, it’s come out that Hudson tanked Belichick’s appearance on a documentary series called Hard Knocks, which would have shown Belichick coaching the University of North Carolina football team, by allegedly meddling in its production. She has also bought $8 million in Massachusetts real estate since she started dating him and appeared in a Dunkin’ Super Bowl commercial off his coattails. And this week, there are reports that she’s been banned from the UNC football team’s facilities. Most disturbing, and telling, of all is the fact that she keeps coaxing him into beach photo shoots—like one where he pretends to be a fisherman and she’s a mermaid, or another where the couple are “doing Billates.”
Bill Belichick poses with girlfriend Jordon Hudson. (@Jordon via Instagram)
This is not the image of a man who is using his infinitely superior status, influence, and money to coerce his much younger girlfriend. But is this, in fact, a case of #HeToo? Well, not quite.
Belichick might be old, but he’s not senile. He chose to let Hudson into his life, and if he thought she was wrecking it, he could show her the door at any time. Clearly, she offers him something. Or probably, a constellation of somethings: sex, relevance, proximity to youth, companionship, a layer of protection in a media landscape he doesn’t quite understand (though she doesn’t seem to understand it either). So why, even as we’ve become less prudish about the idea of unorthodox pairings, have we become more judgmental of the people entering into them?
What’s upsetting here, I think, isn’t that Belichick was born before there was color TV or that his girlfriend can’t yet rent a car without a surcharge. It’s that Belichick won six Super Bowls, but now seems feeble. It’s unclear how much control he has over the situation—and he’s Bill freaking Belichick; he ran a football team like the Navy SEALS. Meanwhile, Hudson couldn’t win Miss Maine USA (she got first runner-up) but is treating everyone around her like she’s the big boss. She’s confident, but shouldn’t be; he’s insecure but shouldn’t be. It’s off-putting and needles our own fears around whether we’ve been the victim or the villain in relationships.
Also: They don’t seem to be having any fun at all. Which, if you’re going to flout propriety, isn’t that the whole point? In one image from her Instagram, Hudson is eating dessert with Belichick: vanilla ice cream and strawberries arranged in the shape of a lobster. Belichick is off on the other side of the expansive kitchen island, hunched in his tattered sweatshirt and an Oura Ring: the picture of NFL retirement. She probably hoped to project the idea that love knows no bounds, or age. Instead, the picture screams, “Bill! Don’t forget to take your heart pills.”
Or worse: “Honey, the wire transfer still hasn’t come through!”
The Boxing Movie Shouldn’t Be Brutal the Entire TimeWhen I saw that Shia LaBeouf is playing a supporting role in a boxing movie that takes place in Wales, I hurried to the theater. It’s called Salvable, about an aging English boxer named Sal, but it was not, in the end, salvable.
I love the city of Boston, and I love underdogs, so naturally I also love movies about boxing, not least because they all seem to feature the same reliable cast of characters. There’s the fighter who showed promise early on, but wasted his potential. He’s stubborn but with a tender side. These things usually take place in Southie, and the boxer has a “daw-tah” whom he loves, even though he has screwed up with her, and her mother, and so doesn’t have custody anymore. There’s the gym owner, who trains the boxer, and who likes to do things the old-fashioned way. And then there’s the agent of chaos: a cousin, or a friend, who is funny but troubled, who comes back to town—he was away in the can, or recovering from some breakdown—and wants to get the fighter back in the game, big guy!
Salvable had all those elements, but never brought them together for anything but pain.
Sal, played by Toby Kebbell, is the frustrated athlete. He works at a care home and is tender with the elderly patients; those are the only moments we see him at ease in the whole movie. The scenes, and there are plenty of them, where he’s fighting with his daughter Molly, fighting with his ex, fighting with his girlfriend, or punching the bag in frustration at the gym, start out bleak and get bleaker. Then, his old buddy Vince, played by LeBeouf, comes into the picture and things go from bad to worse. Vince gets Sal involved in a street fight with a £15,000-purse—Sal refuses to finish the job, terrified he might kill his opponent—and eventually in more serious crimes. LaBeouf is convincing as the best friend turned bad influence, and delivers lines that cut through the slog of this movie, like: “We all want blood whether we want to admit it or not,” and “We don’t change. People like us don’t change, Sal. We used to run this fucking town.”
There’s a few more great boxing-movie moments—like in the street fight where the villain tells Vince: “Shut your little fucking cakehole. It’s hard to hear myself think over that fucking hairstyle.” But what’s missing is any real redemption. The climax of the film is a big boxing match in the center of town—“one last dance,” as the trainer calls it—but Sal never makes it there. Instead, he’s busy, you guessed it, screwing up and disappointing everyone around him. There is no montage where Sal gets strong again by getting up early, and jogging the steps of a museum, nor a moment of silence when someone gets knocked out, then the sounds of ringing, then the crowd erupts. The best part of boxing movies is when the fighter emerges, bloodied and battleworn, to win it all back. In Salvable, there’s only losing, and pulled punches. Verdict: Just rewatch “The Fighter.”
Stop Trying to Make Google Glass HappenIn 2013, Google tried to convince the world that, soon, we’d all be wearing Google Glass, a ridiculous headpiece that allowed you to take pictures and access the internet, which is what your smartphone already did. Then, in February 2024 Apple came out with its Apple Vision Pro, which offered slightly more interesting features, except you basically had to wear a Honda on your head to enjoy them. There were also wires coming out of it, which made the wearer look like they were on dialysis. Again, there was much hype around the product, but no one actually adopted it. Now, there’s another pair of ridiculously technical eye-gear that no one asked for, courtesy of Mark Zuckerberg. They are called Meta glasses, they’re made by Ray-Ban, and if you were paying attention at this week’s Met Gala, you would have seen a few pairs on the carpet, like on the model Amelia Gray, who paired hers with a red-lace Valentino ensemble.
The features of Meta’s AI specs, which Zuckerberg has been rocking on recent podcast appearances, include translation services, a chatbot you can ask questions to out loud, and livestreaming capabilities through cameras embedded in the glasses’ frames. We already see what’s happening at every moment in people’s lives; any closer and we’d be riding along on their colonoscopy. So why does Big Tech keep trying to make tech glasses a thing?
It’s reflective of a wish, born of sci-fi movies and spy thrillers, that we might be able to boost our own senses—sight, hearing—with computers. Think: looking at a piece of art and being able to read about its provenance on your personal screen, or getting your Ray-Ban Metas to whisper the name of a song that’s playing at a restaurant. But it’s been proven over and over: We don’t want to put technology directly on our eyeballs—unless it’s LASIK. Even though many of us have smartphones, and smart rings that track things like your daily exercise and REM sleep, smart glasses feel like a step too far. Not least because it turns everyone wearing them into a one-man surveillance state. The Meta glasses may soon include facial-recognition software, raising questions around users’ privacy—and that of anyone they’re looking at. Big Tech already owns our palms and our attention; and they’ve been vying for our faces for years. My wish for Silicon Valley: Get a new dream.
Here’s What Else I’m Thinking About:On Monday, I watched pretty people ascend the steps of the Met Museum in clothes tailored within an inch of their life. I rated some of their outfits along with the very fashionable Elliot Ackerman, who had thoughts on brooches, sashes, and whatever the hell Al Sharpton had on.
It’s rare that I like a Saturday Night Live sketch these days, but this one nailed the millennial mood. It’s a fake ad for a store called “Forever 31” for women who dress “in every color of the bummer rainbow” and are “probably bisexual, but it’s like a little too late.” It’s so on the nose, I wondered where I could get the turtleneck Quinta Brunson was wearing.
Brock Colyar has never written a cover story that hasn’t ignited. The New York magazine writer’s latest, “It Must Be Nice to Be a West Village Girl,” had everyone in convulsions. It was about how Gen-Z girls are draining the once-queer enclave of its charm by turning it into a backdrop for their “best lives.” Cities change. If you can’t beat them, get a blowout and join them.
In The New Yorker this week, photographer Gillian Laub released a series of notable New Yorkers lounging in their living rooms, showcasing their soft power. The subjects included Chloë Sevigny, Alex Soros and Huma Abedin, and Martin Scorsese. The photos are gorgeous, but overall, they make clear how far we’ve come since Barbra Streisand sued a photographer for getting an aerial picture of her Malibu mansion.
Speaking of New York, Lena Dunham is done with it. She wrote about growing up in the big city but never quite fitting in, then decamping to London, which is much more her speed. In a few years, NY mag will do a cover story, “It Must Be Nice to Be a New Yorker in London,” and the cycle will continue, as Dunham decamps to the Balkans.
Barry Diller penned a long essay about how, despite being married to Diane von Fürstenberg for 24 years, he is gay. In it, he maintains that he and DVF are passionate lovers. “I’ve lived for decades reading about Diane and me: about us being best friends rather than lovers. We weren’t just friends. We aren’t just friends.” I loved this essay, and I smell a bisexual male renaissance coming down the pike.
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